Disclaimer:I do not own anything...except Hatori.
summary:Hatori is the product of Hiei and Botan after a drunken passionate one night stand...
which is ooc for both of them...but this my story.
It all started with a look.
They were celebrating Yusuke and Keiko's anniversary...and the two most likely couple to ever
to get together were drunk.
Botan's pink bubble gum eyes staring at Hiei's crimson ones.
"What,onna?"
"...Did anyone tell you..hic...you have beautiful eyes?"Botan slurred,her face a deep red.
"Hn."Hiei replied,guzzling down his drink of everclear.
"Hi..ie?"Botan choked, clearly drunk."Why is so hot in here?"
Hiei stood up,very intoxicated himself."Hn,let's get you out of those clothes,onna."
"Yesssss,let's."Botan sang,kicking her leg up.
No one noticed that they were were lost in each other's company or that they left.
Meanwhile...in another bedroom
Hiei watched as Botan danced around,stripping off her clothes.
"Hi..ei...come join me."
"Don't have to tell me twice,onna."
Now both nude,Hiei slid his way in between Botan's slender legs.
"Th...at feels niiice."Her hands running in his hair.
Hiei kissed her to shut up her up.
Botan held on to him as the male koormie made love to her.
This contuined until the early morning hours.
Nine months later...
Botan called Kurama."You have to take me to the hospital,Kurama."
"I'm on my way."the red head assured her.
A/N:By this point,everyone found put about them and gave their congratulations.
"I bet they're having a girl."said Yusuke.
"No way!I bet it's a boy."exclaimed Kuwabara,"Loser buy the other one's lunch."
"You're on!"Yusuke accepted the challenge.
Hiei soon came out with a tiny bundle of joy.
"So,boy or girl?"asked the former spirit detective.
"A boy."
"Yesssss!Uramsehi owes me lunch!"
"Damnit!"wailed Yusuke in defeat,paying Kuwabara."Why couldn't you have a girl?"