This is a Mary Sue fanfiction. Do not take seriously. You will die. ಠ_ಠ

Hey, I'm Rainbow Rose Uchiha-Uzumaki and I am 16 years young! I just moved here from the Land Hidden in the Swords to Konoha because after my brother raped me, I killed my family. I don't know why he raped me, I'm so ugly. But now I'm here more better than ever! I can fight and stuff! Oh yeah, I'm sure you're wondering about my hair because of my green bangs, blue hair, pink tips, and orange raccoon stripes but it's all natural! The length is all mine too! It goes to my feet without extensions. I was born this way. I don't believe in any kind of body mod so don't even start! Oh yeah, that means my FF size breasts are totally real! I'm really short, 5'11" and I just peaked at 94 lbs. I know, I'm kinda tubby but it's more to love! I have a kinda revealing shirt. It shows a lot of by breasts and makes them pop out all squishy and stuff. My top has little Uchiha fans on each side. My panties show sometimes over my shorts and it gets annoying. My shorts stop at my butt and the rest of my body is covered by a lot of fish net. My shorts have a little fan on the butt, too! To make it better, I learned how to fight in stilettos when I was four. My headband is attached to my shorts right about my lady parts. I'm your totally normal Konoha girl!

So as I walked down the street I felt really weird because so many eyes were on me. I know I'm ugly but why do people have to stare! I mean yesterday, a guy I never met asked me to do things to him! Oh my God, he was so icky. On top of that, I'm a virgin so that made him even more ickier. I'm a virgin in consent. I'm going to meet my team, Naruto and Sakura! Asuma-sensei met me ahead of time. Oh my God he is so annoying.

"RAINBOW ROSE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR A WHILE! I'm going to ask again, will you marry me? I'll leave Kurenai for you if you will only be mine! Please I beg of you, you are the only girl I need. The only person I need! I will give you the world!" Asuma-sensei begged.

"Sensei, you know that is wrong! You're old!" I said, being the common sense of the situation. "It isn't right because it's illegal."

Asuma-sensei looked heartbroken. "You're right… Let's go."

I know I had just ripped his heart out of his chest.

Naruto and Sakura met up with me. "How have you been, Rainbow? Believe it! Did you have a good night sleep, half-sister? Believe it!" Naruto is my half-brother. His mommy had an affair with Sasuke's dad and then I was born without anyone knowing. She had to hide the pregnancy but she had me four months early so I guess that made it easier it hide because she didn't get as fat and stuff. I was lucky to be alive but it left me with a special gift! lol I won't tell you yet!

"Oh my God, Rainbow, how do you get your makeup so perfect every morning? I am so jelly!" Sakura gushed. She wished she looked like me but I don't know why. She's so pretty and I'm ugly.

"I don't wear makeup Sakura-chan, you know that! I smiled casually. Oh wait, that was supposed to be shown, not spoken." I shrugged. "Besides, you're way too pretty to need makeup! I wish I could look like you!"

"Oh my God, you are the nicest sweetest kindest strongest smartest person I have ever met! :D" She hugged me. She's my friend.

So we went in the classroom and we had to take a test. I hate tests and I never study so I always do terribly. School is so boring, why do we have to go? I mean, I already know how to do all the stuff we're learning. I mean the Uchiha's are family. They trained me. My mom didn't like that though. She was always like, 'I took you in so you should be more grateful and be with your family here and love us like you do your real family and be with us all the time and follow our rules not the Uchiha's rules because you are our daughter because we took you in so be more grateful and eat at our house like our daughter should. Your brother misses seeing your happy face at the dinner table.' Anyways, we sat down and Iruka-sensei passed out the tests. It took me thirteen seconds to do it because it was so easy a caveman could do it. Well, you know, if he wasn't out on fishing boats and buying lattes but I know I failed. The rest of the class took the whole time allowed to do it except for Shikamaru. He didn't even do it. It must have been really hard. He didn't even write down his name because he was too embarrassed to have the teacher see it. He was even pretending to sleep the entire time. He is so dumb, oh my God, why is he so stupid? Why does everyone think he's so smart? I don't get it.

Iruka-sensei handed back our papers ten minutes later and he was mad. Oh my God, I know I failed. "The only one who passed was Rainbow Rose Uchiha-Uzumaki! Did you hear that? RAINBOW ROSE UCHIHA-UZUMAKI MADE A PERFECT GRADE PLUS BONUS POINTS BECAUSE SHE SAW THE FLAWS IN MY QUESTIONS AND CORRECTED THEM FOR ME ON THE PAPER. Everyone else, your average was a 12 and the highest out of all of you was a 42 and the lowest were a bunch of 0s! You should all take after Rainbow Rose Uchiha-Uzumaki!"

I don't know what he talkin' 'bout, I'm dumb.

"Rainbow, you are excused from class for the rest of the week because you are so smart and you are better than these losers you call classmates."

"But Iruka-sensei, I'm so dumb and I don't deserve to be out of class because I'm just like everyone else and they don't deserve the unequal treatment! It isn't a very good teacherly idea to let me out without everyone else getting out too."

"OH MY GOD, RAINBOW, YOU ARE AWESOME AND SO NICE AND SMART AND GORGEOUS," the class called out at the same time. "We all love you, Rainbow Rose!"

This class is seriously messed up in the heads because I am so ugly and dumb and stuff. I sat down anyways and I took in the lesson like everyone else and on a few occasions I had to correct Iruka-sensei so then he was like, come teach us, so I went up there and taught the class an ultra-strong move I came up with off the top of my head. It's where you take someone's blood and make it move how you want. It's kinda like blood bending. It's super effective and stuff so you win instantly. People started calling me Rainbow Rose Uchiha-Uzumaki-sensei. They are so sweet but delusional because I'm stupid.

~I AM SUPER DUPER SPECIAL AWESOME~