This is a little joke because Quagsire sounds so much like Quagmire and I type this up quick just so I can get this out of my head, and if this is bad don't flame me, give advice because I'm still a beginning writer please, thank you.=D

Disclaimer: I Do not own Pokemon or Family Guy

As Ash and his friends travel the Johto Region they come across a strange Pokemon.

"Look, Said Brock, a Quagsire." "A Quagsire?" Said Ash who was scanning it with his Pokedex. "Quagsire the Giggity Pokemon, Quagsire is always the predator never the prey, It has a strange ability to sway it's head back and forth while saying giggity, be caution when near it."

"I always wanted a Quagsire!" Said Misty. "I know I'll catch it." She said.

Go Staryu! "HUU!" Said Staryu. Staryu use Water Gun. Staryu used Water Gun.

It hit Quagsire. "Good, Said Misty, now go Pokeball!" The Pokeball hit Quagsire and Quagsire was caught.

"Yay I caught Quagsire!" Yelled Misty doing Ash's finger pose. Now come out Quagsire. "Giggity." Said Quagsire. "Giggity?" Asked Brock.

who else but Quagsire? Said Ash.he's quagsire quagsireyou never really know what he's gonna do nexthe's quagsire quagsiregiggity giggity giggity giggitylets have sex

I hope nothing happens to ruin this fancy dinner party,giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity goo

who else but Quagsire?he's quagsire quagsiregiggity giggity goo

The End

R+R and remember advice not flames or I'll get Quagsire if you know what I mean, Giggity.