Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Hunter D. He belongs to Hideyuki Kikuchi, his publishing company, and the people who did the movies.
Author's notes: When I typed the FMA limericks, I just couldn't resist writing more.
Ode to D
There once was a dunpeal called D
Who took joy in killing Count Lee
His name is still mud though he's sworn off all blood
Those idiots just keep calling him D.