((Authors Note: i luvv hatelia it is my favv anime also homestuk is stupid doitsu would bet up all of da trolls any day peple who lik homstuk are dumb))
Onse a country who was Germany and peple called him Doitsu was really horny because italy was gone and so he went and fond his fred nihon kiku who was very cute or kawaii as he called it. Doitsu wanted to see Kiku chan when he whited out so he decided to do something he never did to itally so he came to Kiku chan with a string of sausages. He put them into Kiku chans bottom and reached through his guts through his buthol until they came out of Kiku chans mouth. Doitsu pulls on either side of the sausages until Kiku chan gooed and he looked very kawaii des. And then Doitsu began eating the sausages as they slid out of Kiku chans manhole and it was hot because the sausages looked like penises. And then itally came back and was sad because Doitsu cheated on him so he cried and Doitsu felt back also had a large penis and so he took his privates and touched them until he gooed onto itally and itally liked it and was not sad anymore but then Kiku chan was sad and Doitsu was sad so he ran away and itally was sad too so Kiku chan and itally falled in love.