What happens when Sabre sets up a networking chat room?

SabreConnected 8:32 A.M Friday May 14

therealchevy GOOD MORNING SCRANTON! Its soo weird to be talking to someone so far away in Pennsylvania!

jhalpert Michael, we know it's you.

bsgrules69 Yes, Michael, your screenname is a clear indicator.

jhalpert So is your's, Dwight.

bsgrules69 Who is this Dwight that you speak of? He sounds awesome.

jhalpert He's not.

phalpert Jim, can you bring home some dinner? CeCe is so hyper today, I don't think I will be up to cooking.

bsgrules69 Pam? You are not at work.

phalpert No, I am not. It is my day off.

bsgrules69 And you didn't come in anyway?

phalpert No, Dwight. Day-off means you do not go into work.

bsgrules69 I thought it was optional.

therealchevy You are SUCH a loser Dwight...

SabreConnected 10:52 A.M Friday May 14

mrsvance The PPC would like to announce that the Start Of Summer/Ryan's Birthday Party will begin at 4:30.

therealchevy 4:30? That is a little late, I think it should begin at 3:00 and last throughout day.

mrsvance Michael, you know we cannot have that long of a party.

youngceo_rh You remember to get the ChocoLove-o Cheesecake?

mrsvance Yes.

sprinkles4ever We also got a regular cake, for the Start of Summer part of the party, and because not everyone likes cheesecake

mrs_howard RYAN'S B-DAY!WOOT WOOT!

youngceo_rh Kelly?

4:

mrs_howard ya kno it babeee...

SabreConnected 2:34 P.M Friday May 14

cookiemonster Wow! Everyone is on here!

oscarn Well, what did you expect? It was mandatory.

sprinkes4ever Kevin, shouldn't you be doing some work instead of making your keyboard sticky trying to eat candy and type at the same time?

cookiemonster Have you ever tried it? It is impossible not to get the keyboard sticky.

SabreConnected 4:25 P.M Friday May 14

mrsvance Start of Summer Party/Ryan's Birthday Party is starting in five minutes.

jhalpert Pam, I'll be home in about twenty minutes with food.

therealchevy You aren't staying for the party?

jhalpert No, Pam really needs my help with the baby, and since the day is basically done.

SabreConnected 4:27 P.M Friday May 14

therealchevy Good news, Jim. I called Pam and she said she could handle the baby, so you could come to Ryan's birthday party.

jhalpert You called her?

therealchevy It's Ryan's b-day, you can't miss it.

narddog I am going to be singing Ryan's favorite song acapella with Dwight.

youngceo_rh How do you know my favorite song?

narddog Kelly told me.

youngceo_rh what did she tell you?

mrs_howard PARTEEEEE TIME!

To be continued...

What song did Kelly tell Andy?

Will Stanley participate in SabreConnected?

What will happen?

AN: Sorry for cutting it off there, but I figured it was a good place...leaves ya wondering.

If you haven't caught on:

mrs_howard=kelly kapoor

cookiemonster=Kevin Malone

youngceo_rh=Ryan Howard

therealchevy=Michael Scott

sprinkles4ever=Angela Martin

bsgrules69=Dwight Shrute