The Absent Man
John's drunk, again. Dean watches as he stumbles through the motel room door. Dean notices that his little brother is about to open his mouth, he knows Sam's about to start another argument. Right now Dean's not in the mood so he snaps at his little brother, "'to quarrel with a drunk is to wrong a man who is not even there.'"
Sam snaps his mouth shut with an audible click in shock. "Where the hell did you learn that?," he asks in disbelief.
Dean just smiles a secret smile and replies, "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Sam just narrows his eyes in a suspicious glare. "Whatever," a pause, "jerk."
"Bitch." Dean replies with a grin.
Quote: The original quote is in Latin "absentem laedit cum ebrio qui litigat"- Unknown.
The End.