The Big Party

(Drake and Josh are at the door telling the parents goodbye before their spring break trip)

Walter: Ok, just promise me you won't break any rules. You guys are going to be the parents for the weekend. It will teach you responsibility.

Audrey: Megan's curfew is at 9 PM. And her bed time is what?

Drake: Midnight. We know that already.

Walter: Take care of her. Oh and don't hurt her while we're gone.

Audrey: Yes. You are only allowed to pull her ear if she does something very bad. I'm serious boys… (with a stern look)
Walter: Yeah. Don't threaten her or any of that. Megan said you did that to her last time
Drake: What?

Walter: Well, that doesn't matter now. Anyhow, call me on my cell in case there is an emergency.

Audrey: By the way, I forbade Megan to go to Danny's party on Saturday night.

Josh:Don't worry. We won't let her go. What time is Megan's soccer practice and oboe practice?

Audrey: Oboe is tomorrow night at six and soccer on Sunday at four.

Walter: It'll all be ok. Good luck!

Drake: Have fun in Santa Monica!

Audrey: Bye boys!

(Drake closes the door and finds Megan standing in front of him with an evil look in her eyes)

Drake: Look, mom said we're in charge so do what we say.

Josh: We're your parents for the week.

Megan: Don't worry about me. (smiling with a wicked little grin)

Josh: Dude she's thirteen, it's not like she'll act like a three year old.

Megan: Hey boobs, I need you to take me to Danny's house on Saturday.

Drake: Nice try Megan! You can't fool us.

Josh: Yeah, Mom said no! Remember?

Megan: But, but…It's going to be the biggest party of the year.

Drake: Well too bad, run along now. (pats her head)

Megan: You're not going to get away with this. (Stomps off upstairs)

(Drake follows her)

Drake: Now mom and dad have a list of chores for you to do.

Megan: These are your chores. (pushes the list away)

Drake: Yeah, well if you read the bottom, (pointing) you will notice that you have to fold the laundry, clean the living room, and make dinner tonight.
Megan: Yeah? MAKE ME!

Drake: (pulls her arm)

Megan: Ow! (attempts to pull away from Drake's grip) JOSH!!!

Drake: He just left for work.

Megan: I want to go watch a movie.

Drake: Fine, let's go to the Premiere. I have nothing better to do anyway.

Megan: You make it seem as if I'm a piece of work!

Drake: Well you are!

(The two get into the car)

At the Premiere

Drake: So what movie do you want to see? (in a lame voice)

Megan: The Hill of Death

Drake: That's rated R Megan. If you want to see an R rated movie, you have to go with an adult. I'm still seventeen.

Megan: Uh, that's old enough to go see that movie. Rated R is 17 or older.

Drake: Oh. Whatever let's just go.

Josh: (coming from behind the snack counter) Drake! Mom and Dad said we were responsible for Megan and the last time we let her watch a movie above her age restriction, she freaked out. Remember?

Drake: Oh yeah.

Josh: Megan! Hold it. (pulls her arm)

Megan: (turns back) Yeah, What?

Josh: As long as we're in charge, you can't go see that movie.

Megan: (with a confused and mad look on her face) Huh!?

Drake: Mom and Walter said we had to watch out for you.

Josh: If you watch a scary Rated R movie, you will want to sleep in our room for the rest of the week

Drake: Yeah, and you'll be all paranoid again. Too bad, you can't see that movie. (laughs)

Megan: (with an angry look on her face, she pushes her way through the boys and leaves the movie theater) You guys are the worst!

Drake: (to Josh) Now what?

Josh: Go get her! I have to work, or Helen won't be happy, she needs this candy organized alphabetically

Drake: Who needs candy organized in alphabetical order?

Josh: Apparently Helen! (frustrated)

Drake: Gotta go, Bye!

(Drake runs after Megan)

(In the car, Megan still ignores Drake)

Back at Home

(Megan runs up to her room, then Drake runs after her)

Drake: Megan! Let me in. You can't be all pissed off about me not letting you go to a movie

Megan: Go away jerk! You wouldn't let me go to the party either.

Drake: Mom didn't let us let you go, or we would be grounded.

Megan: So, lie about it. Don't you have experience with that? I mean, you didn't tell mom you were going sky diving!

Drake: (opens the door to Megan's room) Look Megan, I'm your older brother, it's my job to protect you. That party is going to be a big party but one that you'll have to miss.

Megan: Whatever! Just get out of my room. (sighs)

Drake: Ok! Geez, if you want, you can come with Josh and me to the football game.

Megan: Why would I watch football? And when is it?

Drake: Saturday night.

Megan: Oh really? (with a smirk on her face)

Megan thinks- Maybe while Drake and Josh are gone, I can get a ride from Janey's mom to the party. They won't even know.

Drake: So are you gonna go or not?

Megan: No, I'll just stay home, maybe Janey can come over.

(just then Josh comes in)

Josh: Hey fellas.

Drake: Don't say that Josh… (in a cool way)

Megan: I'll call her right now. You boobs can go you know.

Drake: Let's go Josh; our sister doesn't want us anymore

Josh: Boo hoo (fake crying)

(boys leave the room)

Megan: (on the phone) Hey, Janey? What's up, it's Megan.

Janey: Hey Megan, are you going to the party on Saturday?

Megan: Well, can you give me a ride? Come at six right after my brothers leave.

Janey: Ok, I'll tell my mom.

Megan: Thanks, bye!

Janey: See you Saturday!

(hangs up and gives a secretive look)

Saturday Night: by the door of the house

Drake: We'll be back at midnight.

Megan: Why, the football game is only two hours.

Josh: Yeah, but after Drake has a date at the Premiere and I'm going to Mindy's house to watch a movie

Drake: Why are you dressed up so fancy?

Megan: Cuz... me and Janey are playing celebrities.

Josh: Well, Drake and I gotta go, call us on our cells if you need anything

Drake: Please don't need anything. (begging)

Megan: Bye Boobs. (shuts the door)

(10 minutes later, Janey shows up at the door)

Megan: (opens it) Hey Janey. I got rid of them.

Janey: Great, let's go, my mom is waiting in the car.

At the Party

Megan: This looks awesome

Janey: Yeah, better than what I was expecting

Megan: Ooh, this is my favorite song (begins dancing)

(Then Danny comes up to Megan and Janey)

Danny: Hey guys, havin fun?

Janey: This is a really fun party

Danny: You guys want a drink?

Megan: What's this?

Janey: Probably just red bull, it gives you energy

Megan: I need energy to dance until 11 so I'll need a few drinks of this

(after two hours, Megan runs outside and Janey follows her)

Janey: Megan, are you okay?

Megan: I'm feeling a little sick

Janey: How much of that stuff did you drink?

Megan: six cups and strangely, I'm losing energy not gaining it

Janey: Wait a minute, this isn't red bull, you smell like alcohol

Megan: Danny gave me alcohol! (stressed out)

Janey: Yeah, I can't believe him

Megan: I gotta get home, I think I'm gonna puke

(just then, Drake and Josh show up at the door)

Drake: Megan!?
Megan: Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble!

Janey: You're really busted this time. (whispers in Megan's ear)

Josh: How dare you come to the party when mom said no!

Megan: I was just about to go home anyway. I'm not feeling well.

Josh: Why?

Megan: Danny gave me what I thought was red bull, but I don't think it is

Drake: Oh, you mean Monster.

Josh: No Drake, alcohol, How much?

Megan: six cups (holds a hand at her stomach nearly about to fall down)

I have a huge headache and I need to lie down.

Drake: Wait until we get home, you are going to be in so much trouble

Janey: Bye Megan

Megan: See you…

At Home in the Living Room

(Megan is lying on the couch with a towel on her head)

Drake: I can't believe you disobeyed mom

Megan: You do it all the time, so why can't I?

Josh: Mom knew all along that this would happen if you went to that party

Drake: Yeah, she was just trying to protect you

Megan: Thanks you guys, Oh I have to throw up again (gags and runs to the bathroom)

(Then she comes back)

Drake: Dude, are you okay? (pats Megan's back)

Megan: I drank way too much of that stuff.

Josh: Wait till we tell mom and dad what you did…

Megan: No, please don't tell them. I'll be grounded until I graduate.

Drake: Well you should have thought of that before

Megan: How'd you guys find me at the party anyway?

Josh: Drake's date cancelled and so he went home to find that you weren't there

Drake: Yeah, and then I called Josh at Mindy's house and he came home

Josh: Then we both realized that you weren't dressed all fancy to play celebrities

Drake: Yeah, because Janey wasn't even here

Josh: So we knew you had gotten a ride from Janey to go to the party

Drake: And we found the invitation on the fridge with the address on it

Josh: So we drove to the party and found you there

Megan: Well thanks for coming to get me, I would've fainted. I'm going to take a shower, will you guys help me walk upstairs, otherwise I might fall

Josh: Sure little girl.

(The boys help Megan walk upstairs)

Later that week……..

(Mom and Dad arrive back home at the door)

Josh: Hey Mom, Dad; how was Santa Monica?

Walter: It was great, your mother and I spent a day at the beach resort.

Megan: Mom, I have something to tell you.

Audrey: What sweetie?

Megan: Drake and Josh told me not to go to the party but when they weren't there, I snuck out of the house and went

Audrey: (in an angry tone) You did what?

(Drake walks in)

Drake: What's going on?

Audrey: I can't believe you Megan!

Drake: She's finally in huge trouble (excited)

Josh: Yeah, well I feel kinda bad for her

(Megan looks down)

Megan: I'm sorry mom

Walter: I think you should be punished

Audrey: Yes, for two months. You won't be able to have friends over or go to anyone's house

Megan: I also nearly got drunk, by accident

Audrey: What?

Megan: You see, Danny offered me a drink and I thought it was red bull but then after five more, I got really low on energy

Drake: So she realized that she was drinking alcohol, that's when we found her

Josh: At least she told you the truth

Walter: Still, that's no excuse

Audrey: Instead of adding another month, I won't let you go to the next big party there is

Megan: But Mom!

Walter: Sorry sweetie, but you have to learn from your actions

Josh: I cooked dinner for you guys, it's in the kitchen

Walter: Thanks son, I am very hungry, Megan go to your room.

Megan: Yes Walter. (goes upstairs)

Drake: Sorry about that Megan, We only wanted to help you learn a lesson