Chaos at Work
by: jade_tiger
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!! But I wish I did. Especially these guys
*pulls Bakura, Seto and Ryou out of no where and shows readers* Ryou:
Uuummmm *waves shyly* Hi Seto: You just pulled me out of an important
meeting. I demand that you return me immediately. tiger: Nope! *glomps on
Kaiba* ^_^ Bakura: *slowly moving away* God I hope she's not using me in
this fic too. tiger: I am!!! Bakura: NOOOOO!!!
Warning: This is a slash fic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And some charaters will be OOC.
Chapter One: Get a Job!!
It was a normal day in the Moto household; well as normal as a household with a 5000 year old Pharaoh living in it gets anyway. The Pharaoh, simply known to all as Yami, was at the moment having an argument with his little light, Yugi Moto. The fight had begun a few hours before and had shown no sign of abating in the near future. Actually it was more a one-sided yelling fest since Yami hadn't spoken a word in a while.
"How many times have I asked you to not use your Shadow Powers outside of home!" yelled the short teen at the taller, not so young, young man, "The damage you've done costs hundreds of dollars. Dollars that you don't have. So once again I have to pay for it, and Gramps isn't happy!!" The Pharaoh was looking at his other half with concern, he was sure that people's faces were not supposed to be such an ugly shade of purple. "It wasn't my fault." Yami defended once again, "Bakura challenged me to a Shadow Game, and I couldn't just back down!" "Yeah, so instead of backing down, like any normal person, you go ahead and nearly destroy the game store!?" Yugi yelled, "It doesn't matter whether or not he challenged you I'd have thought you'd have more sense than agreeing to duel with that psycho!" "I'm sorry Yugi," said Yami giving his small light a puppy dog all alone in the rain look, "I'll make it up to you, I promise." "Yes," Yugi said with a small evil looking smile, "You will, and you'll do it by getting a job and paying us back for the damages."
Meanwhile, a couple of blocks away a similar argument was taking place, this time in the home of Ryou Bakura. "BAKURA!!! NOT AGAIN!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU NOT TO FIGHT WITH YAMI?! HOW MANY?!! YOU'D THINK THAT AFTER 5 THOUSAND YEARS YOU'D GROW UP, BUT YOU HAVEN'T!!" the house almost shook with the white haired young man's anger at his Yami. "Will you calm down Ryou?" said Bakura easily giving his lighter half a smirk. "Don't you give me that look," growled Ryou, causing Bakura to give him a questioning look. "You wont get out of this one," vowed Ryou glaring at his Yami, "Not even with your most persuasive argument and threats. You're going..." but he did not get to finish his speech because at the moment Bakura had the slightly smaller young man pinned against the wall and was proceeding on 'persuading' him as best he could. Ryou moaned as Bakura cotinued on from his mouth onto his throat nibbling on the light's skin as he moved lower to the crook of Ryou's neck. "Hhmmmnn....Bakura." Ryou moaned his other's name as the sensation moved through his body. Bakura smiled against his light's neck when he heard the moan, he knew he had just evaded Ryou's wrath. True, it was underhanded of him, but unlike Ryou's friends, who thought he had no temper to speak of, Bakura knew better. It was true that Ryou was innocent in most things, was very kindhearted and open to others and was rarely, if ever angry, however, that did not mean he never got angry, because he did.
Ryou gave another moan of pleasure as Bakura continued his 'argument' with his light, and slid his hands in his Yami's snow-white hair. Bakura, still smiling, sure that his plan had worked, was not prepared for what happened next. Ryou, whose hands were still in Bakura's hair, suddenly grasped the darker one's hair tightly and yanked causing the Yami to give a startled cry of pain. "Nice try," panted Ryou, not at all unaffected by his Yami's ministrations, "But you're not getting out of it that easily this time. Yugi and I agreed that you and Yami should learn to take responsibility for your actions. So we agreed that you two should get jobs." he informed the spirit letting go of his hair, sure he was angry but he didn't want to cause his other half pain. Bakura glared at his light rubbing his scalp and making sure Ryou hadn't pulled his hair out with the yank. "So you think you and the pharaoh's little pip squeak can force me to do what you want? Well think again, Ryou, I am not that easy to control." growled Bakura giving Ryou a death glare. "Oh, really?" asked Ryou smirking, "What if I tell you that you will get a job, or else you will sleep on the couch until you pay for the damages? How does that sound Yami?" Ryou asked sweetly to his dark half, who had paled visibly at his threat. "You wouldn't." said Bakura backing away slightly from his light. "Oh I would, I wouldn't like it anymore than you, but I would." said Ryou giving his Yami a small sad smile that about tore his dark half's heart to shreds.
At that time, in two different households, two spirits of Millennium Items sighed in defeat and thought. "Where the hell are we going to get jobs? And how can our sweet innocent lights do this to us?"
to be continued
tiger: wow Ryou has a hell of a lung capacity, doesn't he?
Bakura: tell me about it. my ears are still ringing.
Ryou: well if you and Yami weren't so childish i wouldn't have lost my temper. Bakura: and you didn't have to pull my hair so hard either. *rubs scalp* you could have just asked me to stop, and i would have.
tiger: yeah, and i'm the friggin' queen of the world.
Bakura: i would have! i have more self control than you think you know.
tiger: of course i believe you, now just allow me to pay for all the damages you and Yami caused, after all i'm a million friggin' neir!
Seto: wow, what's got you so p.o.ed? p.m.s. ing?
tiger: ggrrrrr you're one of my favourite characters so i don't want to hurt you, but you better watch it 'cause i think Yami and Bakura need some company.
Seto: o.O no please god in heaven no!
tiger: to late, i've already decided! ^_^ thanks Kai i'm happy now.
Bakura: bad move Kaiba, never mess with her, she'll get you back, big time
tiger: oh be quiet! or i'll sic Ryou on you!
Bakura: oh please do! *nods wildly* (^_^)
Ryou: (-'.'-) Bakura!!
Bakura: *innocently* what? *before kissing Ryou*
Ryou and Bakura: uuummmmhhhmmmmnnnmmm
tiger: self control huh?
Bakura: do you want me to stop Ryou?
Ryou: *shakes head vigorously* no!
Bakura: (^_________^)
tiger and Seto: (o.O*) eeerrrrr we'll be going now *slowly backs out of room* Ryou: uuhhhhmmmmnnnnhhhhh *huggles Bakura* (^__^)
Bakura: don't come back anytime soon.
!!please review!!
Warning: This is a slash fic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And some charaters will be OOC.
Chapter One: Get a Job!!
It was a normal day in the Moto household; well as normal as a household with a 5000 year old Pharaoh living in it gets anyway. The Pharaoh, simply known to all as Yami, was at the moment having an argument with his little light, Yugi Moto. The fight had begun a few hours before and had shown no sign of abating in the near future. Actually it was more a one-sided yelling fest since Yami hadn't spoken a word in a while.
"How many times have I asked you to not use your Shadow Powers outside of home!" yelled the short teen at the taller, not so young, young man, "The damage you've done costs hundreds of dollars. Dollars that you don't have. So once again I have to pay for it, and Gramps isn't happy!!" The Pharaoh was looking at his other half with concern, he was sure that people's faces were not supposed to be such an ugly shade of purple. "It wasn't my fault." Yami defended once again, "Bakura challenged me to a Shadow Game, and I couldn't just back down!" "Yeah, so instead of backing down, like any normal person, you go ahead and nearly destroy the game store!?" Yugi yelled, "It doesn't matter whether or not he challenged you I'd have thought you'd have more sense than agreeing to duel with that psycho!" "I'm sorry Yugi," said Yami giving his small light a puppy dog all alone in the rain look, "I'll make it up to you, I promise." "Yes," Yugi said with a small evil looking smile, "You will, and you'll do it by getting a job and paying us back for the damages."
Meanwhile, a couple of blocks away a similar argument was taking place, this time in the home of Ryou Bakura. "BAKURA!!! NOT AGAIN!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU NOT TO FIGHT WITH YAMI?! HOW MANY?!! YOU'D THINK THAT AFTER 5 THOUSAND YEARS YOU'D GROW UP, BUT YOU HAVEN'T!!" the house almost shook with the white haired young man's anger at his Yami. "Will you calm down Ryou?" said Bakura easily giving his lighter half a smirk. "Don't you give me that look," growled Ryou, causing Bakura to give him a questioning look. "You wont get out of this one," vowed Ryou glaring at his Yami, "Not even with your most persuasive argument and threats. You're going..." but he did not get to finish his speech because at the moment Bakura had the slightly smaller young man pinned against the wall and was proceeding on 'persuading' him as best he could. Ryou moaned as Bakura cotinued on from his mouth onto his throat nibbling on the light's skin as he moved lower to the crook of Ryou's neck. "Hhmmmnn....Bakura." Ryou moaned his other's name as the sensation moved through his body. Bakura smiled against his light's neck when he heard the moan, he knew he had just evaded Ryou's wrath. True, it was underhanded of him, but unlike Ryou's friends, who thought he had no temper to speak of, Bakura knew better. It was true that Ryou was innocent in most things, was very kindhearted and open to others and was rarely, if ever angry, however, that did not mean he never got angry, because he did.
Ryou gave another moan of pleasure as Bakura continued his 'argument' with his light, and slid his hands in his Yami's snow-white hair. Bakura, still smiling, sure that his plan had worked, was not prepared for what happened next. Ryou, whose hands were still in Bakura's hair, suddenly grasped the darker one's hair tightly and yanked causing the Yami to give a startled cry of pain. "Nice try," panted Ryou, not at all unaffected by his Yami's ministrations, "But you're not getting out of it that easily this time. Yugi and I agreed that you and Yami should learn to take responsibility for your actions. So we agreed that you two should get jobs." he informed the spirit letting go of his hair, sure he was angry but he didn't want to cause his other half pain. Bakura glared at his light rubbing his scalp and making sure Ryou hadn't pulled his hair out with the yank. "So you think you and the pharaoh's little pip squeak can force me to do what you want? Well think again, Ryou, I am not that easy to control." growled Bakura giving Ryou a death glare. "Oh, really?" asked Ryou smirking, "What if I tell you that you will get a job, or else you will sleep on the couch until you pay for the damages? How does that sound Yami?" Ryou asked sweetly to his dark half, who had paled visibly at his threat. "You wouldn't." said Bakura backing away slightly from his light. "Oh I would, I wouldn't like it anymore than you, but I would." said Ryou giving his Yami a small sad smile that about tore his dark half's heart to shreds.
At that time, in two different households, two spirits of Millennium Items sighed in defeat and thought. "Where the hell are we going to get jobs? And how can our sweet innocent lights do this to us?"
to be continued
tiger: wow Ryou has a hell of a lung capacity, doesn't he?
Bakura: tell me about it. my ears are still ringing.
Ryou: well if you and Yami weren't so childish i wouldn't have lost my temper. Bakura: and you didn't have to pull my hair so hard either. *rubs scalp* you could have just asked me to stop, and i would have.
tiger: yeah, and i'm the friggin' queen of the world.
Bakura: i would have! i have more self control than you think you know.
tiger: of course i believe you, now just allow me to pay for all the damages you and Yami caused, after all i'm a million friggin' neir!
Seto: wow, what's got you so p.o.ed? p.m.s. ing?
tiger: ggrrrrr you're one of my favourite characters so i don't want to hurt you, but you better watch it 'cause i think Yami and Bakura need some company.
Seto: o.O no please god in heaven no!
tiger: to late, i've already decided! ^_^ thanks Kai i'm happy now.
Bakura: bad move Kaiba, never mess with her, she'll get you back, big time
tiger: oh be quiet! or i'll sic Ryou on you!
Bakura: oh please do! *nods wildly* (^_^)
Ryou: (-'.'-) Bakura!!
Bakura: *innocently* what? *before kissing Ryou*
Ryou and Bakura: uuummmmhhhmmmmnnnmmm
tiger: self control huh?
Bakura: do you want me to stop Ryou?
Ryou: *shakes head vigorously* no!
Bakura: (^_________^)
tiger and Seto: (o.O*) eeerrrrr we'll be going now *slowly backs out of room* Ryou: uuhhhhmmmmnnnnhhhhh *huggles Bakura* (^__^)
Bakura: don't come back anytime soon.
!!please review!!