Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and its characters
AN: Just a drabble. ONESHOT. And to the readers of Shards…. Sorry, I have a writer's block. I'll update after my friend gives me inspiration for the scenes.
Sobriquet
"Dobe."
heated glare "Shut up, bastard."
stares "Dobe."
dodges then smirks "Stupid, you won't hit me that way."
punches him "Well, it sure looks like i did."
blinks
"Sasuke?"
Looks toward the window to see two smoke trails coming towards the Uchiha house and blinks again
ear twitches as he hears distant voices screaming "Sasuke-kun" then sweatdrops "Sakura…"
"… and Ino…" …
"I should leave."
blinks "Why?"
"I really don't think that they'd be happy to see me."
"…"
"Stop staring, bastard."
"Why?"
"Why what?"
"Leave?"
"They hate me."
"No."
"They would after they see me here…"
raise eyebrow
rolls eyes "They would."
"Afraid?" smirks
"If faced with those two? Yes!!!"
"Oh?"
"I'm more afraid of them. They're scarier than Orochimaru."
sweatdrops "Fine."
opens the door then stares surprised
"What is it, dobe?" looks over at what surprised Naruto
"Sasuke-kun… you and Naruto…" After saying thus, the two girls fainted with matching nosebleeds.
blinks then looks behind him "You forgot to pull on your top."
smirks "You like me this way…"
"Yes."
"…" smirks before pulling the other boy inside and locking the door
gulps as he sees the predatory glint in Sasuke's eyes "No!!! Iruka-sensei is going to visit. I have to be there…"
"I doubt Kakashi would like that." pulls him towards the stairs
blinks innocently "What?"
stares "You don't know?"
"Kakashi and Iruka-sensei? That explains lots."
"…"
"Iruka-sensei keeps on blushing whenever Kakashi pulls an appearance."
"..."
laughs evilly "Blackmail material"
"Kakashi will kill you…"
"No, he won't. Iruka-sensei would be mad if he does, so he won't."
"…" Not to mention that I would as well…
"Sasuke?"
"Hn."
"I should leave."
blinks "Dobe."
glares "Stop calling me that!!!"
"Dobe."
frustrated sigh "Why do you keep on calling me that?!!!!!!!!!"
smirks "Nickname."
Owari.
AN: Pointless fic. Oneshot. Like it? Hate it? Review.