Some banter between Rattrap and Dinobot to amuse you. I won't say much except it's a surpise party for a special bot, well maybe "party" isn't the right word... BEAST WARS SEASON 2 SPOILERS. I'll leave it to the dialog to describe when and where.


Maximal Surprise

Rattrap: Put it riiight there... nope... there... no a bit-

Dinobot: RRAWRRRRRR!

Rattrap: He-hey chopperface! Quit complaining? You sound like a broken Predacon alarm.

Dinobot: (Snarl) This is pointless! We should be plotting a strategy against Megatron and strike back! Instead we are hanging up birthday banners... unbelievable!

Rattrap: Is your fossil brain defective? This ain't no ordinary birthday. It's a celebration for the bot who saved us and your sorry, stinkin butt after nearly being blown to slag! So how's about showing some respect?

Dinobot: RRRAWR! Don't poke me rat! Matrix knows where those fingers have been!

Rattrap: Is there a reason you have to be tearing something apart every nanoklick? Or maybe... you're just a kamikaze fruitloop with the mental capacity of an 8-bit processor!

Voice: Do you maximals always argue this much? My head cannot stand it any longer... but I suppose... it is better than not being able to voice my opinion when I was-

Rattrap and Dinobott: Shut UP Silverbolt!

Silverbolt: (Growl)...

Dinobot: Open your eyes vermin. Megatron-

Rattrap: Megatron, with the rest of his transforming rejects, got their butts scrapped. They won't be processing anything intelligent for a hundred mega-cycles!

Dinobot: Hmm let's review shall we? Sentinel is offline, there's a gigantic hole in the side of the ship and there's an infinitely powerful alien force trying to destroy us! Obviously there's nothing more important we could be doing!

Rattrap: Ehh, I think you're jealous because I'm supped up with transmetal and you aren't.

Dinobot: Ohh of cooourse! It's too bad your shiny new carcass did nothing to change that horrible stench!

Rattrap: Oh boy, that does it lizard lips! BEASTMODE!

Dinobot: Don't even try it rodent... RRAWRR! GET OFF OF ME!

Rattrap: Listen bub! You are really cheesing me off. Push me any further and I'll kick your scaly butt halfway to Predacon territory! Shut your trap and for once in your life, have a little fun! Am I getting through in there Dinobutt?

Dinobot: (Snarl)... Why you impudent, good-for-nothing, foul smelling little weasel! When I get my claws on you...

Voice: Whoa, take it easy cats! Get ready here comes big-bot!