Spongebob Squarepants awoke to the deep gargling of his boat imitation alarm clock.
"Meow,"
came the sound of his pet snail, Gary. Spongebob stretched his tired limbs, and poured food into the bowl for Gary. He walked down that stairs, no rather, he tumbled down the stairs, and right out the front door. He bowled into one of his best friends, Sandy Cheeks.
"Well howdy Spongebob! I was just coming by to see if you were up for some Karate!"
Spongebob smiled with his goofy grin and thought to himself,
What a squirrel!
"So, you interested?"
Nodding his head enthusiastically, Spongebob said,
"Sure! Just...let me get some clothes on."
Looking down, he realized he was in nothing but his underwear; however, this wasn't a surprising fashion statement coming from Mr. Bob. All kinds of quirky things happened to this outrageous sponge. He dashed inside, pulled on some square pants, and assembled his karate gear over his head and hands. Running outside to re-greet Sandy, he sang a small tune to himself,
"I'm ready! I'm ready!"
Sandy giggled with her Texan laugh, and headed out towards Jellyfish fields. They waved to Patrick on the way, who was tormenting Squidward unintentionally. Upon reaching the jellyfish infested plains, Sandy jumped in the air, bringing her hand in a large chopping motion down on Spongebob's head. Spongebob jumped away in the nick of time, and flipped up backwards, straight off a cliff. Sandy screamed very girlish like, as Spongebob tumbled into what could be a very untimely death.
Spongebob weakly sat up in bed. He couldn't feel his arms, legs, head, body, or face. He slowly looked around the room. He saw his best friends all there, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Gary, even Mrs. Puff, who held the claw of Mr. Krabs.
Oh that's right, they're married.
Sandy smiled at him, tears forming the corners of her protected head.
"He's awake! We...didn't think it could happen! But-you're really awake!"
His friends began to crowd around him, and he slowly regained feeling.
"Hey guys. What-what happened?"
Patrick picked his nose, and wiped it on Squidward.
"You've been conked out for about 4 months Spongebob. But, now you're awake!"
Spongebob screamed,
"Four months! What's happened since then? Someone explain!"
Sandy began.
"Well, Pearls mother, her real mother, finally came to see her, only to die just a few weeks later. She was a Sea Horse. Don't ask. Squidward's growing a beard! See the stubble? And Patrick finally figured out 2 + 2,"
She said, patting Patrick on the back.
Uhh, guys? Could you give Spongebob and me a minute alone, please?"
The small crowd nodded, and walked away for a moment.
"Spongebob. I-I found your diary."
Spongebob made a little choking sound, and managed to squeak,
"You did?"
Sandy nodded her head, and dropped to one knee.
"I did. And...Spongebob. I love you too. Will...you marry me?"
Spongebob stared at her.
"Aren't I the man? Isnt that my job? Or...did something else happen I should know about? Any...surgeries?"
Sandy laughed and shook her head no.
"Well in that case, sure. Lets get married!"
