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The fox ran through the forest, his legs moving as fast as they could. 'Damn that Kakashi! Does he think this is funny?! That sadistic bastard!' A kunai whizzed past his head and he yelped. Diving for cover from the approaching hunters, he quickly thought up a plan.
The hunters closed in on their prey, smirks covering their faces, when suddenly smoke filled the area and hundreds of Narutos dashed in different directions. The hunters quickly threw kunai at the Narutos to destroy his chance of escape. Soon there were none left in the clearing, but many had gotten away.
"Che. Damn dobe."
"He can't hide forever. The entire rookie 12 is after him, Sasuke-kun."
Sasuke sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "Let's go, Sakura. He can't have gotten far." 'Damn Usuratonkachi. When I catch him, his ass is mine.'
Meanwhile:
Naruto panted as he sat in a tree. Kakashi had gathered the entire rookie 12 and turned training into reverse tag. 'The person who's it has to run away from the others and when he or she is caught, the mark on them will transfer to the person who caught them. Simple, he said. Simple, my ass. I'm getting chased all across Konoha.'
He had spaced out too much and when he finally sensed the chakra, it was too late. Kunai with wires attached pinned him to the tree.
"Damn Dobe. You aren't going anywhere."
Sasuke sauntered up to Naruto with a smirk on his face. 'Okay, I was nervous before, but now I'm terrified.'
"Neh Sasuke, Let's not do anything you will regret. I'm your teammate, right?"
Sasuke's eyebrow twitched and he stopped walking closer. "Dobe, you single-handedly destroyed six pairs of my clothes, cut Neji's hair, dyed Akamaru pink, and caused hundreds of ryo of destruction. If you think I'm letting you go now, think again."
"Hey! You are the one who blew up that shack!"
Sasuke's glare intensified and he stalked closer. "Your ass is mine now dobe."
"Sasuke, I know my ass is nice and all, but-"
"Shut the hell up dobe. How did that get in your head?"
"Well, you are pretty fixated on my ass Sasuke."
Sasuke's eyes filled with a different light, one that sent shivers up and down Naruto's spine. Placing his hands on either side of Naruto, Sasuke slowly leaned his face close to Naruto's, almost touching his lips.
"You know what, you're right Dobe. You do have a nice ass and I'm making sure you know it belongs to me." Lips intertwined and Sasuke's tongue attacked Naruto's mouth. After a few minutes, he pulled back.
"Sasu-"
"Shut up Dobe."
Sasuke kissed Naruto again. Naruto moaned against his lips and responded enthusiastically. Sasuke undid the wire and kissed Narutos wrists where bruises had formed.
"Sasukeā¦"
"What Dobe?"
"You're it now."
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