This story is my first fan fiction I've ever written with my dear friend, Akane Hibiki. Akane Hibiki and I are quite odd at times and are obsessed with Ranma½. Oki enough ranting and raving! Enjoy…. Yes it is in script from incase anyone does not like it then, sorry! ^.^*
Before I forgot, no we do not own any of the characters in Ranma½!
Note: (helps if you read this….)
( ) Means this is some sort of action
* * Means this is their thoughts
(( )) Means note for the reader
Ranma's Bad Dream
Ranma: Kodachi, darling. Please marry me!
Kodachi: Yes my love, forever!
Ranma: (wakes up) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kodachi: (sits up and pulls blanket up to cover her nudity) Didn't you enjoy last night or do you want more?
Ranma: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AKANE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kodachi: (throwing blanket and straddling Ranma) Come to me Ranma!
Ranma: AHHHHHHHHH! (Sob) AHHHHHHHHHH! (Realizes Kodachi is trying to rape him) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Akane (sob)*
Akane: (sings) I'm in the money! Oh shit, the sleeping pills wore off! (Hearing Ranma's scream)
Kodachi: Yes darling, impale me!
Ranma: *kill me…*
Kodachi: (drags Ranma back to Akane) Here! I want my money back!
Ranma: (clings to Akane) Why'd you sell me?!
Akane: Sorry, only twenty-four hour claim. It's been twenty-five hours. (Pries Ranma off) He is yours still! (Smiles and walks off)
Kodachi: No! Take him back! I plead temporary insanity! (Runs after Akane, pulling Ranma by his pigtail)
Ranma: Ow… ow…
Akane: (stares and grabs Ranma from Kodachi) No refund! (Hands Kodachi a video and smiles) I sold 1,576,000 copies of Kodachi's Best moves! (Wink) Watch the TV today!
Kodachi: No! I'm gonna hurt you!
Ranma: (grabs Akane and runs)
Akane: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nabiki taught me well!
Kodachi: (runs after Ranma) Get back here you two! GRRR!
Akane: (sticks out tongue and laughs when Kodachi runs into wall) Ha!
Ranma: Grumble grumble!
Kodachi: Akane! You… evil devil child! You can keep Ranma! He's…. He's so small! (Sticks out tongue)
Ranma: (drops Akane and attacks Kodachi)
Akane: Ow!
Kodachi: (laughs evilly and dances around with her ribbon) Ho ho ho!
Ranma: (kick, punch, dodge, kick, dodge)
Akane: Oh Ryoga!
Kodachi: (Runs away) No hurt me Ranma!
Akane: (big question mark. Being carried by Ryoga as Ranma chases after Kodachi) Where have you been?
Ryoga: Traveling. I brought you something!
Akane: (latches onto him) Really, what?
Ryoga: (blushes)
Ranma: (sees Ryoga) Grumble grumble! (Runs after Ryoga) AKANE-CHAN!
Kodachi: (sweatdrop)
Akane: Well! (Pressing against Ryoga grins evilly! Then innocently) Ryoga Kodachi threatened to kill me… (Starts sobbing on Ryoga's chest)
Ryoga: I'll take care of her for you! (Puts down Akane)
Kodachi: (Blink) Ack! (Runs and hides in a tree)
Ranma: (Tackles Ryoga) Ryoga!
Ryoga: What?!
Akane: (rushes to Ranma and Ryoga) Stop!
Ryoga: Akane watch out!
Kodachi: (throws roses at Akane) Ho ho ho!
Akane: (Turning) AHH!
Kodachi: Ho ho ho ho ho ho! (Keeps throwing roses at Akane)
Ranma: (kick, punch, hit) MY AKANE!
Ryoga: (dodges and grabs Akane) Nope mine! (Runs off with Akane)
Akane: Nani?! (Grabs mallet and throws it at Kodachi)
((Nani means what in Japanese))
Kodachi: (falls out of the tree) GAH! NO!
Ranma: (runs after Ryoga) No! Mine! (Snatches Akane from Ryoga and runs off)
Kodachi: (gets up and runs after them) AKANE!
Ryoga: (chases after them) Akane!
Akane: Ranma, why are you so mad? (Looks innocently at him)
Ranma: Grumble grumble… (Sweatdrop)
Kodachi: (Jumps over Ryoga and kicks him in the head) Gr.… Akane! I SHALL KILL YOU!
Akane: (Grabs Ranma closer) Ranma!
Ryoga: (Gets back up) Ranma! Kodachi! YOU DIE! (Throws beam of energy)
Akane: Ah!
Ranma: (Faints)
Kodachi: (Throws black roses at both Akane and Ryoga) DIE!
Ranma: (Twitch)
Ryoga: (Dodges and grabs Akane, runs away after knocking Kodachi unconscious) We're off Akane! (Runs out of Nermia cause he ran in a straight line)
Akane: *Why do I get kidnapped* Ryoga?
Ranma: Oh my god! It's a miracle…! (Runs after Ryoga) My fiancée! Give her back!
Kodachi: (Runs after them) I will kill you Ryoga Nabiki, I swear it!
Nabiki: (whispers) it's Habiki…
Kodachi: (sweatdrop)
Akane: (finally walking) so, where are we going Ryoga?
Ryoga: It's a surprise, you see as long as I wear this earring, I can't get lost. You see, I'm gonna kidnap you and Akai! You'll both be my brides!
Akane: (sweatdrop) Ranma! (Gets knocked out cold)
Ranma: (jumps on Ryoga's head) Grrr! (Grabs Akane)
Kodachi: RYOGA! (Tackles, accidentally rips off his earring)
Akane: Oww... (Jumps on Kodachi) DIE!
Kodachi: (smacks her away)
Ranma and Ryoga: AKANE! (Both attack Kodachi)
Kodachi: (lays and plays death) *Damn Akane*
Akane: (runs to Ryoga and sobs) Oh, Ryoga!
Ranma: (sweatdrop) Akane? (Tear)
Akane: (runs to Ranma) Oh darling! You came to save me!
Ranma: Akane-chan!
Kodachi: Akane, die! (Jumps up)
Akane: (turns around and forms an Energy beam) FLY DRAGON ATTACK!
Kodachi: (throws Ranma at Akane)
Ranma: Nani?!
Akane: (dodges and hits Kodachi with energy beam)
Ryoga: AKANE!
Ranma: (hits tree)
Kodachi: (falls back) no... Evil Akane… Evil…
Akane: (passes out)
Ryoga: (grabs Akane)
Kodachi: (lands on Ranma's groin while Ranma on hers, face wise) … (Wakes up and throws Ranma off) GO AWAY!
Ranma: (hits Ryoga, both lands, Ryoga's groin against Ranma's butt)
Kodachi: HOHOHOHOHO!
Akane: (doubles over in laughter)
Kodachi: Lover's aren't they!
(Ranma and Ryoga run off together)
Akane: Now I'm alone! Want to go to the strip bar?
Kodachi: Sure, it'll be fun!
Ukyo: I want go too!
Kuno: Yes, ladies, shall we?
Ranma: Huh, damn the tricked us again!
Ryoga: Get out of my butt!
Nabiki: (camera flash) There we go! $100 more at least!
Shan-puu: Ranma honey!
Ranma: (lying in bed) AHHHHHHH!
Akane: WAKE UP STUPID!
Ranma: It was a dream!
Akane: Yes… now get your tongue out of my crotch!
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