Hello. My name is Kimberly Rose Crawford. Just call me Kim.
If you call me Kimmy, Kimberly, Rosie, or any other name you will DIE.
Ha just kidding. I won't literally kill you.
Just kick your butt to another state that's all.
So anyway, I live in Seaford, California and I attend Seaford High School. I am currently a sophomore .
I attend the Bobby Wasabi Dojo, also known as the crappiest dojo in Seaford. I used to be at the Black Dragons Dojo, but then I found out that their nothing but liars and cheaters, so I quit that dojo and joined the Wasabi Warriors.
But now the Bobby Wasabi Dojo is not so crappy. We work together and we are winning lots of tournaments. The people in my dojo are Jack, Milton, Eddie, Jerry, and my Sensei Rudy.
Sadly there are no other girls at this dojo. Let me tell you about each of them. Milton is the smart one. He's like a human dictionary
Sometimes I pay Milton to do my math homework when I don't feel like doing it. He's also somewhat geeky and he's a pervert too.
One time he tried to look under my skirt, but I punched him in the ribs. Can you believe people these days?
Moving on, there's Jerry. Jerry is really stupid. I know that sounds mean, but it's true.
He gets confused a lot and people often have to correct him when he is wrong.
Next, there's Eddie. He's a little shy but he's okay.
Eddie likes to eat things.
He once ate my brown bracelet because he thought it was chocolate
. The nerve of that guy. Rudy had to drive him to the hospital.
Eddie eventually got the bracelet out of him when it digested and turned into you know what, so yep that's the story.
Next is Rudy. Rudy is crazy and goofy. But he's hilarious.
There's just no other words to describe him.
That's basically it for him. Finally let me tell you about Jack. Your probably thinking I saved the best for last, but I did not! It's not in any specific order. Okay so Jack is your hero kind of guy.
He always saves the day and everything. Jack is also kind of a show off which really annoys me sometimes, because all the other stupid girls have to drool all over him and flirt with him and all that other crap. Jack is the top student at our dojo and apparently I'm the second best student. No fair I want to be number one. To summarize about Jack he's nice, smart (but that ultra smart like Milton), helpful, sweet, awesome, generous, brave, sexy, UM I MEAN- damn you probably already figured out I have a crush on Jack. If you didn't then your Jerry's identical twin. Well I like Jack…maybe I love him…a lot…..haha
. Yeah to put it to you straight, I love Jack. Sometimes I even daydream about us getting married and having kids. I know it's weird…but whatever. We belong together and I am going to make that happen. I even have a bunch of plans where I'll try to make him kiss me.
But I haven't tried them out yet. But I will and I know for sure that they will work. Well only one of them has to work. I have to test all of the plans to make sure which one is the one where Jack will kiss me. I tell you one plan. I'll somewhat get Jack to go to the park with me. Then well both trip over a log, fall on each other and BOOM we kiss. I know you probably think I'm crazy or have an obsessive crush or something like that, but I AM going to get Jack to kiss me. If it doesn't work then I'll just have to kiss him and I'm going to have to have a lot of courage to do that. Hopefully one of my plans will work…..
