Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own any part of Gundam Wing, and I am only borrowing them temporarily for use in this fic. I promise to return them only slightly used so the next person may use them.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? is © 2001 Kisaki-kaze, Inc. All rights reserved! This, of course, does not include the actual existing Gundam Wing characters and etc. which are © 2000 Sunrise, Bandai, and other associated companies.
Now on with the story!
AND THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Attempt 1…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heero: *monotone* Because the self-destruct button was on the other side.
Ryu~kisaki: *sweat drop* Errr, no.
Attempt 2…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Duo: Who cares?! Shinigami heeds no chicken!!
Ryu~kisaki: *sigh* … *hugs him* I love you anyway! ((^_~))
Attempt 3…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Quatre: *sniffle* Why?! *sniff* Why, my dear chicken…why did you not look both ways…why?!…*sobs*
Ryu~kisaki: Sad. Really sad.
Attempt 4…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Trowa: *stares in complete silence*
Ryu~kisaki: Hello? Are you still alive—or are you a eye-lid-less corpse?!
Trowa: …
Ryu~kisaki: Guess so…
Attempt 5…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wufei: Because chickens are women, and all women are weak!!
Ryu~kisaki: *death glare* HEY! You wanna say that again?!?!?!
Wufei: *cowers* Not really…
Attempt 6…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heero: Hn.
Ryu~kisaki: At least you speak…unlike SOME people… Not to name any names TROWA!!!
Attempt 7…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Duo: Oh, the one that we hit yesterday? Or the one from the day before that?
Ryu~kisaki: *eye twitches* When did we hit a…CHICKEN?!?!?!?!
Attempt 8…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Quatre: To thank someone for a birthday gift?
Ryu~kisaki: You really are pathetically sad!
Attempt 9…
Trowa: *still staring*
Ryu~kisaki: I'm not even gonna try.
Attempt 10…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wufei: Because it was a dishonorable weakling!!!
Ryu~kisaki: What does that have to do with chickens crossing roads?
Wufei: Ummmm……er……that is……come back to me later!…
Attempt 11…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Treize: Excellent… The chicken is across the road; start the Oz troops!
Ryu~kisaki: Um? What do you want a chicken for?
Attempt 12…
Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dorothy: Because it went off to start a beautiful war. *goes dreamy-eyed*
Ryu~kisaki: Uh yeaaaaaaaaaaahhh…
((I guess I never got my answer! Oh well…lol…))
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