AND THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION:

Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own any part of Gundam Wing, and I am only borrowing them temporarily for use in this fic. I promise to return them only slightly used so the next person may use them.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? is © 2001 Kisaki-kaze, Inc. All rights reserved! This, of course, does not include the actual existing Gundam Wing characters and etc. which are © 2000 Sunrise, Bandai, and other associated companies.

Now on with the story!

AND THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Attempt 1…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Heero: *monotone* Because the self-destruct button was on the other side.

Ryu~kisaki: *sweat drop* Errr, no.

Attempt 2…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Duo: Who cares?! Shinigami heeds no chicken!!

Ryu~kisaki: *sigh* … *hugs him* I love you anyway! ((^_~))

Attempt 3…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Quatre: *sniffle* Why?! *sniff* Why, my dear chicken…why did you not look both ways…why?!…*sobs*

Ryu~kisaki: Sad. Really sad.

Attempt 4…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Trowa: *stares in complete silence*

Ryu~kisaki: Hello? Are you still alive—or are you a eye-lid-less corpse?!

Trowa: …

Ryu~kisaki: Guess so…

Attempt 5…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wufei: Because chickens are women, and all women are weak!!

Ryu~kisaki: *death glare* HEY! You wanna say that again?!?!?!

Wufei: *cowers* Not really…

Attempt 6…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Heero: Hn.

Ryu~kisaki: At least you speak…unlike SOME people… Not to name any names TROWA!!!

Attempt 7…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Duo: Oh, the one that we hit yesterday? Or the one from the day before that?

Ryu~kisaki: *eye twitches* When did we hit a…CHICKEN?!?!?!?!

Attempt 8…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Quatre: To thank someone for a birthday gift?

Ryu~kisaki: You really are pathetically sad!

Attempt 9…

Trowa: *still staring*

Ryu~kisaki: I'm not even gonna try.

Attempt 10…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wufei: Because it was a dishonorable weakling!!!

Ryu~kisaki: What does that have to do with chickens crossing roads?

Wufei: Ummmm……er……that is……come back to me later!…

Attempt 11…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Treize: Excellent… The chicken is across the road; start the Oz troops!

Ryu~kisaki: Um? What do you want a chicken for?

Attempt 12…

Ryu~kisaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dorothy: Because it went off to start a beautiful war. *goes dreamy-eyed*

Ryu~kisaki: Uh yeaaaaaaaaaaahhh…

((I guess I never got my answer! Oh well…lol…))

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