(Some things, people will find offensive and downright dirty. But people, come one, this is all for fun!)
The dance itself was pretty good... to say the least. Pyrrha was dancing with her crush, the loveable yet blind and kind of dorky Jaune. Ren and Nora were turning it up on the dance floor. Team Rwby was off somewhere in several different locations, none of which were even interesting.
Suddenly, everyone heard a loud noise outside. Kind of like an engine, more specifically, a car engine. The doorway to the dance was blown away by a muscle car. Everyone, including the teachers, ran in the opposite direction of the car. The car stopped in the middle of the dance floor, and the engine cut off afterwards.
After the smoke cleared, someone came out of the car and sighed. He wore Green pants, Black Combat boots, Brown T-shirt, and Leather Black fingerless gloves. As well as a brown, leather jacket.
"Aw, come one. I JUST FINISHED PAINTING THE PIECE OF SHIT!" He shouted, giving the car a punch in the door, which dented by the way. Jaune came out of hiding once he heard that voice.
The man reached inside, took out a crowbar, and began to beat the car senseless with it.
"I. HATE. YOU. YOU. ARE. A. PIECE. OF. SHIT!" He shouted with every hit. Jaune walked in front of the car, trying to contemplate what he was hearing.
"Zake?" The man turned and dropped the crowbar at the sight of Jaune.
"JAUNEY-BOY." He shouted again, before running at him, and bear hugging him. Jaune was also lifted a couple of inches off the ground as well.
"Hey Zake, it's good to see you too." He grumbled as he was set down.
"The same to you, bro. Man, you look good." He looked up and down at Jaune. "Why the fuck are you wearing a dress man? Your not planning on getting dick, are you?"
"Wha- no! I wore a dress because I promised someone that I would if they didn't get a date."
"Dude, stop Arc swearing. That shit will get you into trouble, mark my words."
"Yeah, but I will keep my word."
"Ok, so if you Arc swear that you will give a man a blowjob, would you do it?
"..."
"Yeah, thought so." He said. Going to the car window, he smashed it before reaching in and pulling out a bottle and a small cup. In doing so, Glynda was looking at Jaune talking to this. She was about to walk out and give this man a piece of her mind if it wasn't for Ozpin stopping her.
"Let them talk. I would really like to see where this might go." Glynda muttered a curse before sitting down where she was.
Other students began to come out of their hiding spots as well.
"Jaune, who is this?" Pyrrha asked. Zake looked at her dumb founded.
"Oh, pyrrha, this is my cousin, Zake. Zake, this is Pyrrha." Pyrrha held out her hand and zake shook it.
"So, Jaune, how's Beacon. Are the girls what they said they are." He grinned, earning a face palm from Jaune and a curious look from Pyrrha.
"Are the girls the only thing you care about."
"Look Jaune, Imma give you a life lesson. Its every mans dream to shove their dick up a girls DMs. If their lucky, they have 2 girls. But, hey, your just angry that you haven't been laid yet." Zake chuckled as he held onto the bottle.
"You are so gross Cuz." Jaune muttered, while pyrrha looked flabbergasted.
"What, it's true. OK, different subject. You have any crushes here?" He asked, taking the cork off the bottle and taking a long sip.
"Yes, and her name is Weiss Schnee-." The second he said "Schnee", Zake spit all of the whiskey he was drinking onto Jaune.
After spitting the drink, Zake started coughing uncontrollably and quickly put the drink on the car before falling onto the floor and kept coughing.. To Yang, it was too funny because she started laughing.
"Ok. Ok. Lets take this back a step." Zake got up and and cough once more before sighing and put his hand on his head like he had a headache.
"You said Weiss Schnee. As in the Heiress to the Schnee Dust Industry?" He asked. Jaune slowly nodded and Zake just sighed before smacking him in his face.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"Your talking crazy man."
"No, I mean I kind of like her."
"SMACK"
Jaunes cheeks were very red from the slaps.
"Dude, you cheeks make different sounds when their slapped.
"Wha-?"
"Yeah, like check it out."
"SMACK"
"SMACK"
"SMACK"
"SMACK"
"WILL YOU STOP." He shouted, making Zake grin in delight.
"Well, I'm sorry man but you were talking crazy bro."
"What is so bad in having a crush with Weiss?"
"MANY THINGS. That's like saying your the rat and you fell in love with a snake. That's like saying your a pussy and she's the dick and she is about to ruin you by shoving that fat thing right in you."
The entire ballroom occupants were red to the face by what he was describing. Except for Yang, who only laughed harder.
"Besides, she is out of your league. But, someone." He points to Pyrrha. "Actually wants to be with you."
"Who, Pyrrha?"
"No, the whore who I fucked last Tuesday. YES, PYRRHA!" He shouted.
"No, impossible. Pyrrha diesn't like me like that." Zake face palmed himself and sighed.
"I swear to all things holy, I will smack you again if you are this blind." Jaune just sighed.
"Why do people say that?! My eyes sight is fine!" Pyrrha and Zake both facepalmed at the same time. Zake heard footsteps in front of him. Looking up, he was met with a girl in an all white dress with white hair and Icy, Blue eyes.
"Excuse me, those things you said were quite rude."
"And you are."
"My name is Weiss Schnee, Heiress to the Schnee dust company." Zake went wide eyed and looked at her up and down. He did it a second time.
"I expected more endowment." Everyone gasped at what he said. Weiss covered her chest.
"PERVERT!"
"I am not. I am only making an observation. But shit, I am right. Your chest look like a fucking brick wall. Like, there is nothing there. It's like you don't even have any tits at all." Everyone was left agape. This was the only person with enough balls to say those things to Weiss.
"I mean, your sister has more to show. Winter has some big tits that are size of Basketballs. Yours...well...are nothing at all."
Weiss scoffed before fuming and leaving the dance. Turning his attention back to Jaune, he chuckled when he saw his face.
"You know, the reason you never see me as much is because your mom put a restraining order on me, forcing me not to see you."
"Yeah, she told me because she said you were irresponsible."
"I am not irresponsible." Reaching in his Jacket, he took out a bong and match. Putting the match where it belong, he started to smoke what was in the bong.
Finishing, he coughed a few times and giggled.
"Yo, I swear, Weed is goooooooood." He started to laugh but ended up coughing instead.
"Dude, who is the mistress?" Zake asked, pointing behind Jaune. Turning his head, his skin went white when he saw who it was.
Glynda Goodwitch.
"Zake, she is not a mistress!" Jaune Whispered harshly.
"I'm sorry. But, if a woman is showing her Cleavage like that, wearing clothes like that, AND having a riding crop, she HAS to be a mistress." The very high Zake replied.
Now, all the men are in fantasy land. They were imagining Glynda showing her very large breasts and nipples. As well as her shaved (Hopefully) vagina, and she was showing them what she could do.
Glynda, now embarrassed and angry, used her magic to knock the ever so high Zack out.
"Jaune, is your cousin always this...Vulgar?" Jaune just shrugged and sighed.
"I am so screwed." He muttered as glynda gave him a look of anger.
FINISHED! I do hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Please leave a like, review, and follow for more!
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