(Don't ask me where this ridiculously short one-shot came from. I don't even know. *shakes head*

I don't own Naruto, Sprite, or Eat You Up by BoA. Their respective owners do. Enjoy and review if you want.)

Zetsu grabbed his towel off of the rack and peeked out of his room. The coast was clear. He stepped out of the room and tip-toed down the hall to the bathroom. He knocked, and received no answer. The Venus flytrap slipped inside and stripped himself of his clothes, then turned on the water before stepping in. Suddenly, a tune came to the plant man, and he began to hum its beat to himself. Soon his volume escalated until he was singing aloud.

*Third Person*

Hidan sat down his can of Sprite and got up, heading for the nearest bathroom. Trying to turn the knob, he found, to his dismay, that it was locked. "Go away." a voice growled. "I'm on the toi-"

"But I gotta piss!" Hidan interrupted Kakuzu.

"You can go piss somewhere else. Go away."

Cursing under his breath, Hidan raced off to find another empty restroom. He went to three others, all taken. Finally, he came to the bathroom no one used but Zetsu. Upon getting closer, he heard off-key singing and shrugged, his bladder too full for him to care. He figured it couldn't be Zetsu since his voice wasn't that high-pitched. Hidan opened the door (thanking Jashin it wasn't locked) and all but ran to the toilet. As Hidan was emptying his bladder, he started to listen to the words the soprano was singing.

I'll eat you up

Your love, your love~

I'll eat you up

Your love, your love~

Woah

I'll eat you up

Woah

So yum, yum

Woah

Can't get enough

Woah-oh-oh

I think I'm in love

Hidan shook his head as the shower stopped. He zipped his pants and hurried to the door, deciding to wash his hands in another bathroom to get away from that off-key voice. However, he didn't make it far.

His slipped on a puddle of unknown substance. "Fu-"

"What are you doing in our bathroom?!"

Hidan turned to see a naked Zetsu, permanently scarring his brain for life. "MY FUCKING EYES!" Hidan screeched, covering his eyes and scrambling for the door. Zetsu reached for the thing closest to him, beating Hidan on his way out.

Days afterword Hidan still had nightmares about plant men singing about eating people.

The traumatized man sat at the table, staring at the wall across form him. He wondered if he hit his head hard enough would he forget that day. It had been a week, yet the images did not fade one little bit. He could still see every detail clearly in his mind…

Soon, Tobi bounced into the kitchen, carrying a radio and humming along...

I'll eat you up

Your love, your love~…

Hidan roared, jumping up and grabbing the radio from Tobi and threw it across the room. It smashed into multiple pieces, scattered all over the floor, broken. Tobi looked at Hidan, tears pooling up at his eyehole.

Hidan went over to the wall, and promptly tested out his theory, banging his head on the wall until he reached unconsciousness. Tobi stared at the growing pool of blood around the unconscious man, until it clicked in his brain what had happened. Tobi ran from the room screaming, "HIDAN-SEMPAI LOST IT!"

(Well, that's it. I hope you find it humorous; at least I did when I heard the song. So yeah, review or whatever. Bye.)