Sassy Sparks was walking home as a gust of wind swept over the path. She gave a feminine gasp. As this happened, her baby pink sparkly hat drifted off her head. It almost seemed it was like magic…dark magic.
Sassy cried out, because it was her favorite hat. It was her most fab hat! She chased after it for a few minutes and soon found herself at the edge of a dark forest. Sassy placed her had on her hip and gave a low sigh. "Hnnnnmmmmgghhh." Soon she wandered in, determined to find that fab hat.
It felt like she had been walking for hours, even though it had only been 2.2 minutes. Soon Sassy grew tires, so she sat on some moss. A rustle sounded in the nearby bushes. "Who's there?" said Sassy. No answer. She felt a presence. A dark but beautiful presence. Suddenly Sassy turned around and screamed.
There, standing in front of her, was a figure that had to be at least 12 feet tall. He had no face a suit, and many long arms. Worst of all, on the side of his head was her sparkly pink hat! He was wearing it like a beret! Sassy actually didn't feel the need to scream again. She could tell that under those clothes, he had a six-pack. He also had the potential to be her man.
"You're a French boy, then?"
No reply. She stepped closer.
"That's my hat, you naughty boy!"
He blonde hair swished in the warm wind. She reached out and touched his tie. He said nothing yet enclosed her lovingly with 4 of her arms. She loved how slow moving this relationship was. He was obviously a bad boy but he respected her. Such angst, such passion ebbed from her to him.
She suddenly heard a new voice in her head. They were now communication by telepathy.
"Yes, I will marry you….. Slendy…." She replied. He put the sparkly hat on Sassy's head. It was what marked their wedding vows.
"I never though we would get here after all this time."
Zoom out of forest and pan over surrounding valley
"I knew then that I couldn't leave the forest. Not without my beautiful, wild man."
