Some Romantic Shit About Homestuck

Jade x Dave Dave x John Rated M for language and R for later chapters including gayness.

A/N you are a Lorn trying not to fuck shit up with your horrible skills in writing. You apologize to the reader for possible burning their eyes out because of this horrible writing. Enjoy.

You are a Dave. Commence in stripping. Now you are ready to fuck John. You are just kidding. You are actually about to take a shower. Turn the water on- "Holy shit!" you yell throwing Cal out of the bathroom. "No Strider penis for you asshole." You say to the naughty puppet. This was probably your Bro's doing, and you will definitely be getting your revenge on him later. But now it's time to shower. You turn the water on and climb in. Dave, grab the shampoo. Now wash your gorgeous godlike hair. Good, now put the shampoo in your sylladex. You can defenitly add something to this to mess with your Bro. That will serve him for placing his beloved puppet in the shower and scaring the shit out of you. Dave, put aside your devious plan to get back at your Bro and complete your task of hygiene.

Dave, pull on your tux. As much as you think it is uncomfortable you have to admit you look really badass. Oh it seems one of your chums is pestering you. Pick up phone and answer John.

EG: Hey Dave

TG: yo

TG: whats up

EG: I just wanted to know if you wanted to come over today or something?

EG: I'm like really bored.

TG: sorry man im about to leav on my date with jade

EG: Whoa.. when did you start dating Jade?

TG: like yesterday…

TG: but were going to some fancy ball

TG: idk some shit like that

EG: Oh.

TG: yeah see ya egderp

EG: Yeah well good luck with Jade.

TG: thanks

TG: laterz

You are John Egbert. You hade just recently finished talking with your best friend Dave. He has just informed you that he is going on a date with your other friend Jade, and how he has just started dating her. You have mixed emotions about this. You are happy for both of them but you still won't admit to yourself that you are a slight bit jealous.

End of chapter one-

A/N So did I burn your eyes out with my writing? No? Good because that shit would be bad but yeah I'm not sure if I will add more chapters to this or not. We'll see what happens. But if this does continue you will see more of lovely John and his gorgeous buns.