AN: So I got bored… again… and as promised to at least two men, I really want to use all the prompts off of their screwed up prompt list, so here I am with yet another hilarious Christmas story! Yay me! Let's see how many prompts I can use this time! LOL! Enjoy guys!

Happy Holidays from me and Chastity to you all!

Disclaimer: Oh hell, I'll claim the men just because I am getting a kick out of these prompts!

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Prompts: Santa Claus Is Thumbing to Town - Relient K, Santa Claus Is Watching You - Ray Stevens, The Old Man's Back in Town - Garth Brooks,A December to Remember - Aaron Tippin, Thug Santa - Crazy Al Cayne, Santas Creepin - Crazy Al Cayne, Santa's Beard - Beach Boys, The Real Slim Santa – Eminem, I Am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers,Jingle Hells Bells - Bob Rivers,He's So Jolly - Bob Rivers,Me and Mrs. Claus - Bob Rivers

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Hotch and Dave sat watching for their target when a man in a red suit stumbled down the street. Dave turned his attention to the old man and laughed.

"Look Hotch, Santa Clause is thumbing to town" he said noticing the man was trying to hitchhike. Hotch looked over at the real slim Santa with the scraggly Santa's beard glued to his face and noticed where the man's eyes were looking.

"Don't look now, but Santa Clause is watching you. Oh look and now Santa's creepin over this way" Hotch said nodding to the thug Santa, who was trying to act cool as he walked towards the SUV.

"Oh jingle hells bells" Dave muttered under his breath. The man knocked on the window and Dave wanted to disappear. How did he manage to attract all the crazies? He rolled down his window as the guy smiled at him widely.

"Ho ho ho, I am Santa Clause and me and Mrs. Clause got stranded here and we need a ride back into town" he said. Hotch bit back his laughter as Dave tried to rack his brain for a good excuse as to why they couldn't give him a lift. Right now putting a bullet in the guy's shoulder sounded reasonable. With everything going on this year and with his and JJ's upcoming wedding, this was sure to be a December to remember.

"Get lost Santa" Dave finally snarled, rolling his window back up. The man grinned as he looked past Dave to Hotch and yelled through the window.

"He's so jolly I can see why you picked him" he said. Hotch and Dave both stared at the man in shock before he shrugged, realizing they weren't going to take him back into town. He continued to mosey on down the street, still playing the part of Santa.

"This is so not worth it" Dave growled. Aaron chuckled as their target came out of the store. Now why couldn't he have done that ten minutes earlier?

Aaron followed the man as Dave silently seethed in his seat. Leave it to him to him to draw out the crazies.

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Aaron navigated the streets, their suspect in handcuffs in the backseat. He stopped at a red light and a red blur caught his attention. Aaron laughed as he pointed to the old man standing on the street corner.

"The old man's back in town" he laughed. Dave saw the man who waved at them and sunk low in his seat.

"Oh jingle hells bells."

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AN: Alright so not long, but I got a lot of prompts done and I personally like it! LOL! Leave it to Dave… Anyway, so let me know what you guys thought! Thanks for reading now please review!