Connie runs into the canteen towards the end of dinner holding four large bottles of jagermeister. Connie sat next to Sasha with Jean, Mikasa, Eren, and Armin. "Did you get the stuff?" Sasha asked Connie. "Yeah I did Sasha. Hey guys, how about tonight we play truth or dare." Connie said frantically. "Um, why? That doesn't sound like fun at all." Jean said. "Because we can play drunk." Sasha said tapping the bottles lightly.
"I'm in." Mikasa said without looking up. "I-I'm in too." Jean said. "Sounds fun." Armin said. "I'll come I guess." Eren said. Reiner, Ymir, Krista, and Berholt walked to our table as everyone was leaving the canteen. "What are you guys up to?" Krista asked. "Oh, um we were gonna play truth or dare. Wanna play?" Sasha said. "Yeah." Krista said. "I'll play." Ymir said. "I guess." Berholt said. "If Bertholdt is playing, I'll play." Reiner said.
One hour later. After all of them cleaned the canteen to the Corporals mediocre satisfaction.
"OK everybody got a cup?" Connie asked. Everyone nodded yes. "The rules, first anything that happens during the game doesn't get discussed outside of this room, second if you take a truth you have to drink half of the cup, third if you fail a dare you drink a full cup. Got it. Everyone needs to drink one cup before we start." Sasha said. Nodding in agreeance after drinking a cup, they started.
"Sasha truth or dare?" Connie asked. "Um dare, duh." Sasha said. "I dare you to hug horsey for a minute." Connie said. Sasha gingerly walked over and hugged Jean for the allotted time, then rushing back to her seat. "Is it really that bad?" Jean asked. "Yes." Eren yelled. Eren recived an elbow from his right by Mikasa. "Ow. Why did you do that Mikasa?" Eren asked. "Because you need to learn when to shut up." Mikasa said calmly.
"Ok, Connie truth or dare?" Sasha asked. "Are you serious Sasha? Dare." Connie said. "I dare you to, run into the corporal's office and say that Eren shifted outside the castle and is heading towards the capitol." "Damn Sasha. This going to be painful." Connie said leaving the canteen nervously to the corporal's office. A few moments later Levi came into the room and yelled where Eren was. He saw Eren and hit Connie's head three times before telling us to leave him alone unless it was an emergency, then returning to his office. Connie came back to the circle and continued the game.
"Jean truth or dare?" Connie said. "Dare." Jean said. "I dare you to kiss Mikasa." Connie said gleefully. Jean grinned gleefully, while Eren screamed "What! Mikasa you can't let Horseface kiss you." "Eren, calm down. It's just one kiss." Armin said while Reiner and Berholt had to try and restrain Eren. Mikasa turned to Jean and let him kiss her once. Reiner and Berholt let go of Eren, dropping him to the floor.
"Mikasa truth or dare?" Jean asked. "Seeing how the dares have been working out for everyone, truth." Mikasa said before drinking half of her cup. "Do you have a bigger crush on Levi or me?" Jean asked. Mikasa drank the rest of her cup before answering, "So you're asking if I love a cadet or a corporal. Then it would be a titan." Mikasa said lightly buzzed.
Mikasa turned to Eren and said, "Truth or dare, Eren?" Eren replied, "Dare I guess." "I dare you to kiss someone in this room for a minute." Mikasa said circling her finger towards everyone playing. Eren grabbed Mikasa's chin and kissed her for a minute. After the kiss Mikasa asked, "Why me? You could have kissed anyone in this room, why me?" "That's easy Mikasa. I love you more than everyone else." Eren said.
Hurrying to avoid anymore questions Eren asked, "Armin truth or dare?" "T-truth." Armin said before, drinking half of his cup. "Did you have feelings for Annie?" Eren asked. "I-I don't know. Yes I guess. I never wanted her to be the female titan or a traitor." Armin said blushing. "Do you still have feelings for Annie?" Mikasa asked. Armin nervously said, "Yes I guess." Eren grabbed Mikasa's wrist to keep her from hitting Armin senselessly.
"Reiner, Truth or dare?" Armin asked. "Dare." Reiner said. "I dare you to read an entire letter of an encyclopedia in hour or less." Armin handing him the encyclopedia. Reiner handed in back and drank his entire cup. "What's wrong Reiner? Can you read?" Ymir teased. "Yes I can read Ymir. I'm not like Yaeger. I'm not feeling up to reading right now and I can't read that fast anyway." Reiner replied. "I can read." Eren whined. "I know Eren." Mikasa said soothingly.
"Anyway, Ymir truth or dare?" Reiner said. "Dare, Reiner." Ymir said. "I dare you to let me kiss Krista without punishment." Reiner said. "No way in hell." Ymir said drinking her cup.
"Krista truth or dare?" Ymir asked. "Truth." Krista replied sheepishly. "Do you love me?" Ymir asked. "Of course I do Ymir." Krista said, "Why would you ask me that Ymir?" "I just wanted everyone to know." Ymir said looking at Reiner out of the corner of her eye.
"Berholt, truth or dare?" Krista asked. "Truth." Berholt said downing his cup. "Do you love a man or a woman in this room?" Krista asked. "Yes I do." Berholt said unemotionally. "Who?" Krista asked. "I don't have to say anything else. It wasn't the question." Berholt said.
"Ok, now that everyone's gone once. We can ask anyone we want a question or dare. There is no order, ok bitches. And you can only refuse a dare if you do a keg stand." Connie said. Connie and Sasha ran out of the room to bring in a huge metal barrel. "What is that?" Mikasa asked. "This is a keg full of bourbon. Reiner, Berholt, and Mikasa could you go grab the other three?" "Sure. Eren do you want to help me?" Mikasa asked. Eren nodded and walked out with Mikasa. "Let's go Berholt." Reiner said leaving the room. Berhoolt fallowing after.
They returned shortly after with the three metal barrels. "Good now that everyone is back here. Mikasa do you know how to do a handstand?" Connie asked. "Yeah. Why?" Mikasa asked. "Come here." Connie said motioning to the barrels on the ground. "Ok grab the handles to the barrels, go into a handstand, put your mouth around the valve, and start drinking out of it. That is how you do a kegstand. Mikasa please try and show everyone how to do it." Mikasa did as instructed and did a perfect kegstand. "Ugh, that is disgusting. Why the hell would anyone do that?" Mikasa asked. "Well usually they are filled with beer, but we filled them with bourbon to make it more interesting." Sasha said.
"But what are they for?" Eren asked while holding Mikasa. "When we run out of jagermeister we will switch to the kegs." Connie said.
