Hello! So, this is slightly inspired by Rick Riordan's books and his hilarious way of wording things. So, it's about two kids who learn they are Portal Masters!
Disclaimer: I don't own Skylanders. I wish I do, but the closest I have is four games. I do, however, own my OCs. Now, let the show begin!
Prologue: Hello! You might be captured today!
Ok, we don't have much time. If anyone from Darktech Inc. found out I was writing this, the world could be doomed. Which, if you didn't already know, would be very bad. I'm currently in a cab, with my best friend, Flynn, Hugo, Cali, Tessa, Hammer Slam Bowser, and Turbo Charge Donkey Kong.
Is my life now insane? Probably.
You see, my story is pure adventure, suspense, and craziness. It involves a mutant rat, Tickle Me Elmo ammunition, and finding out who my long lost dad is.
But I'm getting off track.
Look, if you're reading this now, if you recognize yourself in these pages, shut the book for a bit. You now have two choices. Choice one; pretend this never happened. Choice two; open the book and read on. But you need to do a few things first.
First, you need to go to a subway. Not the restaurant, the transportation, but the restaurant might work. Find a guy in a blue trench coat with a white beard. He might seem crazy, but he knows what he's doing. Show him this book. He'll take it from there.
A warning, though; don't pull this out near anyone who looks like Kaos or is wearing anything with his symbol on it. Ever. Then it's game over, bye-bye Earth, and bye-bye us. I should know: this nearly happened to me. Still want to help us? If you don't, I can't blame you. This is serious stuff. If you do, you either:
A: Love fiction and think this is fictional. (Even though this definitely isn't fiction.)
B: Are extremely brave. (You really are to be dealing with this sort of stuff.)
C (This is most likely): Are extremely insane.
If you chose A or C, you might want to consider something else. Like Percy Jackson. Man, I love those books. If you chose B, then you're right for the job.
If you're still reading, then I know you're ready for this.
Ok, here's my story (so far).
Aaaaaaaand that's it! Here's the Prolouge! The next chapter will come soon, I hope. Bye!
