Hey, it's a me again, your favorite …I don't know writer. I'm sick right now, so if this oneshot isn't funny, you can-
Voice: Don't you dare…
Oops…Sorry, I'm cranky, I'm moody, and I've had a bad week. So, excuse my little outburst here and get on with the fic…
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HOLY SH**!!! IT'S THE SONS OF SPARDA!!! Naruto sexy no jutsu style…
Here are our "Heroes' expectations…
Dante: He wants to get all the women he could get.
Vergil: Wants ultimate "Power"…
Nero: ….Wants to be a….FEMALE supermodel…*Stifles a laugh*
Okay, on with the fanfiction…
*A deep, scary voice* One day, our heroes decided to do something better with their pathetic, boring lives. Dante is tired of Lady and Trish aggravating him about his diet. And he hasn't been getting paid. (The customers forget to pay him.) Vergil wants MORE power. MORE, MORE, MORE power. A LOT MORE power. Nero decides his life was getting boring and he wishes to do something else than "Devil Hunting". He searches and he searches…AND he finds a fashion magazine. With Hallie Berry on the front. A stupid light bulb flies and hits him head.
"I got it! I will become a female SUPERMODEL!!!!" he shouted. Luckily, no one heard him. THAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING!!!
Anyway, a creepy brunette girl with a pair of loose high waters on and a super red face and a handkerchief pops up in front of him.
"Your wish can only be…Wait a sec…" She checks her hand book. Her eyes darted across the page. Finally, she smiles happily.
"Your wish can only be granted if you say the magic word." She said. Nero smiled happily.
"Okay! Is it…Demons?"
"God no!"
"Morons of Wallstreet?"
"No-Hey! That's a good band name! Thanks!"
She disappeared.
"Crap…" he cursed.
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Well, hope you liked it!
Voice: I didn't...
No one asked you...
Sorry, Gotta go. Please review!
