Hey. This is a little oneshot. I like the idea. Anyway.

Disclaimer: Well. I don't own. Not at all. Not even a bit.

Enjoy.

"Axel…" the blonde started, holding Axel's face. "You suck..."

The redhead scratched his head and cast his eyes down. "I know…" He glared at the box of cereal in front of him and pushed it to the boy next to him.

Roxas shook his head and pushed it back to Axel. "No, idiot, you have to fix what you caused."

Axel groaned looking at the overflowing cereal bowl and the Frosted Flakes on the floor. "I honestly cannot learn the art of cereal pouring. No one can teach me. Not even you, the king of all cereal eating!"

"…Are you done, you pathetic pile of-"

"Oh Roxas!" Axel let out a soft sob, grabbing Roxas's head and pulling it to his chest. "I may never learn!" Roxas sighed and tried to pull away, but when he didn't budge he let out a small groan and, giving up, slumped against Axel.

"Think you're being a little dramatic, sweetie?" Roxas asked, face smooshed.

"BUT ROXY! I may need you to be with me forever to pour and feed me cereal!" Axel shouted, hugging Roxas closer than necessary.

"As thrilling as that sounds-" Roxas tried to wiggle out of Axel's grasp, but failed. "God, you fucker, what? What? What do you want?"

Axel's face fell. "All I want, Roxy-boy, is to love you."

"You're a friggin' sap, you know that?" Roxas said, wrapping his arms around him and glaring up at the face beaming down at him.

"Yeah. But I'm your sap," Axel said proudly, kissing the top of his head.