A/N: Just thought of this while I was still typing up the chapter for When Abby Leaves. Parts of it was taken from an episode. I can't remember which one it is, but I think some of you may know. Please don't get too riled up in this one. It was all humor sake. You can take whatever you perceive of it.
Gibbs, Guess What!
"Guess what, Gibbs! Guess what!" Abby jumped up and down excitedly when Gibbs came in through her lab.
Gibbs eyed at her questioningly. When Abby saw that look, it was her cue to answer.
"I'm pregnant!" She told him proudly. Gibbs became quite shocked.
"With twins!" Abby smiled. Gibbs face instantly changed serious.
"You know who the daddy is?" Abby asked. Gibbs gave a deadly glare now.
"Do I know him?" His voice sounding quite murderous.
"Yep!" She yelled excitedly.
"Who?" He asked. He started to crack his knuckles.
"You!" She told him while jumping excitedly before hugging her silver-haired fox.
"What," Gibbs yelled incredulously.
"It's true," Abby whispered to him.
"How?" He asked. "When?"
"Oh, when I told McGee that I had twins and you're the dad. He didn't pay attention to me," Abby told him before she let go of him. She had her pouting face on.
If anything, Gibbs gave a sigh of relief but then looked over at her with a stern look.
"Abbs, remember what I said?" Gibbs asked.
"About what?" Abby replied, her face now looking puzzled.
"That I will slap you, but it wouldn't be on the head," Gibbs told her. Abby gave a nervous look.
"Sorry, Gibbs. It's just something about that hair of yours that makes me so tingly inside enough to see what your reaction will be. I guess I shouldn't joke around like that?" Abby said the last comment in a more questioning manner with a bit of nervousness in her voice.
"Learned your lesson?" Gibbs asked her.
"Y-yeah," Abby told him nervously.
Gibbs walked towards the sliding door but stopped just before leaving.
He turned and said, "Abbs, I'll see you at my house."
He walked away with a smirk on his face.
Abby's eyes widened.
"Eh!" She yelled.
Gibbs pushed the button to the elevator and resumed his duties.
Never joke with Leroy Jethro Gibbs because something will happen.
A/N: I'll leave the ending to your imagination. For those innocent minds, do not be corrupted by the dirty ones. For the dirty-minded ones, well, yeah.
