As the sun set, Plankton thought of yet another idea to steal the Krabby Patty formula. His last plan had ended in failure, as they always had. He had blasted constant Taylor Swifttopus music to threaten Mr. Krabs to give him the formula. The plan just made Mr. Krabs hate Plankton even more because Pearl loved her music and he was tired of his daugter's music. Mr Krabs yelled, after destroying the Eye-pod, "Why did you use me daughter's music to keep me up for 22 hours". Krabs realized that he might be able to do it this time if he had a little help. He said to Karen, "how about getting the Flying Dutchman to help me?",and then she sighed "whatever". Plankton, with a fake mustache, wandered around Bikini Bottom" and found The Flying Dutchman terrorizing Squidward.

Squidward was horrified because he was hearing about a fish who was intern that worked for a shark. The Dutchman said "one day, Amy was tied up on a bed ..." Squidward screamed at the Dutchman, "why are you reading from my mother's favorite book, 50 Shades of Gray Shark, over and over again". Squidward told Plankton, "You need to help me out of this mess, I will do anything" Plankton then told Squidward, "I will solve your problem". Squidward was relieved and actually smiled, and said while gasping for water, "thank you". Plankton then walked away and told the Flying Dutchman "if I get the formula, I will give you a ghost battleship". The Flying Dutchman said "It's a deal, but if your fail, you will have to listen to Taylor Swiftopus, forever".

Two Hours Later

Plankton, who had seen The Dark Clam-Knight, ordered The Flying Dutchman to take all of Mr. Krab's money and burn it. This would be done as a distraction so he could take the Krabby Patty formula. The Flying Dutchman obeyed, thinking about his new ship. Since it was night, only Mr. Krabs was there. When the Dutchman went into the Krusty Krab, only a sole sea-roach was in there and it fled quickly. The Flying Dutchman then saw Mr. Krabs sleeping on a pile of cash. Mr Krabs then woke up, horrified as the Dutchman used a match to set his money on fire. The Flying Dutchman cackled and laughed "why do you need money so much", was in a panic, and cried " I love me money, and if I remarried, I would marry me best 20 dollar bill". Plankton then laughed and said "give me the formula andthen you can keep your money" Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs reluctantly gave the formula to Plankton to get the Dutchman to stop.

Plankton realized he had actually succeeded for once. This was the greatest day in his life, and he was prepared to see customers eating Krabby Patties. The chum he had, was made from a processing plant out of the fish citizens of another town far away, and it had gotten his only customer very sick. Plankton said to himself "here goes nothing" and he read the formula to Karen. The formula said said: "One pinch of salt, 12 ounces of CRAB-" and Plankton screamed while dropping the formula. This. He was horrified at what was in the patties, because it made him realize Mr. Krabs was a cannibal. The Dutchman then talked to plankton laughed "The Krusty Krab is fast food, what did you expect"? Plankton sighed, "maybe I should take some of Squilliam's recipes.", while being forced to listen Taylor Swiftopus's music due to his failure.

The End.