I have a family. I have two brothers and absolutely no sisters. My mama is pretty and I mean it, really pretty. She has a weird name though but she looks nothing like a foreigner with her blonde hair and blue eyes. A lot of guys like her a lot it's weird how my daddy got to her first. She's like, the perfect girl because she's smart, pretty, and athletic.
My little brother has a lot of mama in him. He's got her facial features and her eyes and hair plus he's really smart. Only thing is, he ain't got her strength or bravery. He's the crybaby type but I love him anyway because he's my baby bro. I like to play with him more than any of my friends because he's a lot of fun. We always play by the river even though mama don't like us playing by the river, we can drown.
My daddy don't mind us playing though because we little kids and kids gotta play and stuff. My daddy was born looking like a stone cold killer but lucky none of his kids have his face. He used to be a killer too, he even got his camo and guns hung in a room and it's really cool. My and my little bro sneak in there all the time when daddy is there just so he can tell us stories until mama starts her yelling to go eat. Sucks mama's cooking is bad though.
Next is my big bro. He got my daddy's brown eyes and brown hair but everything else is just like mama. Even though he's only a year above me he acts like a grown up already. He doesn't like playing with us but he loves us both. There's not much to say other than he's pretty bad at anything scholarly and is really good at running track and field and is known as the blazing angel.
Second to last, an exchange student from this one country. He's three years older than me and he likes to look really pretty. He combs his hair everyday until it sparkles and shines and stuff and he loves fashion. He always goes out for a manicure which is weird for a guy and a lot of old folk like to hit on him. They think he's some pretty exotic lady because of his long (for a guy anyway) blue hair with his tiara on it and those pretty blue eyes people say he got from mama when they think that we're related.
Well, that's everybody I have to introduce so far. Oh? Yeah and me! I have my daddy's brown eyes and daddy says that his daddy had black hair. I have my mama's face too and rosy red cheeks like her mama used to have. I wear a red baseball cap and always carry a baseball and a Yo-Yo with me. I'm really popular with a lot of kids at my school even though I'm a Psychic and not normal (my little bro is a psychic too). It's just the way I am. It's probably because I play lots of baseball to the point daddy says "You'll be the youngest boy paying Major League! You'll be more known than Babe Ruth!" This is my family and this is our story, please read it to the end I promise I won't bore you! Pinky promise you'll read? Okay, it's set!
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AN: I tried a different format this time. It's supposed to be like one of those cliche 80s-90s movies about a kid and his American family and his American adventure about being American and America. From what I've seen they usually start talking about themselves and their family (sometimes their friends too) when it starts. I wanna continue Remake and so I will. New chapter by tomorrow hopefully, just need to be inspired. Anybody who can figure out who the kid is and all the people he's talking about will win a cookie.
