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This is my first fanfic, so no flames please. Wait- who am I kidding? Flame if you want, at least you're reviewing! If you want to read descriptions and personalities of Shiningpaw, Twilightpaw, Silentpaw, Burntpaw, Dramapaw, Owlpaw and Stripedpaw, they are on my profile. Hope you all like! I'll have the second chapter up ASAP :). Cookies to everyone that reviews, favorites, or follows! (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::)
"PARTY TIME!" Shiningpaw yowled. Twilightpaw, Silentpaw, Burntpaw, Dramapaw, Owlpaw, and Stripedpaw dashed into the clearing.
"Whoopee!" Twilightpaw screeched as she zoomed around the roots of the Great Oak. "OMSC, I TOTALLY am Team Wolfpaw!"
"What's Team Wolfpaw?" Stripedpaw asked, twitching his whiskers at the jet black she-cat.
"You don't know what Team Wolfpaw is?" Dramapaw asked incredulously, then continued without waiting for an answer. "Well, there is this AWESOME tail the elders tell called Midnight. It's about this apprentice named Klutzpaw who is really clumsy but she's really pretty too, and there are these two super hot toms that are mooning over her- Bloodpaw and Wolfpaw. It's the most epic love tail evah!"
"ATTENTION!" Shiningpaw yowled again from her place on the Great Oak. "Okay, apprentices of Sunnyclan and Rainyclan, I am going to make sure everyone's here. We need to make sure there aren't any unexpected absences- one of us could've been caught on the way here! Alright, Sunnyclan first, you all know the drill. Silentpaw?"
"Here and excited!" Silentpaw meowed, jumping up and down.
"Dramapaw?"
"Hi!"
"Burntpaw?"
"Wouldn't miss a meeting for the world." The handsome russet tabby said.
"Now for Rainyclan. Twilightpaw?"
"Uh, duh!" She squealed.
"Owlpaw?"
"Hey Shiningpaw," The shy light brown she-cat mewed.
"Stripedpaw?"
"I'm here."
"And…. Spiritpaw?"
"Spiritpaw couldn't come. She got in trouble yesterday." Twilightpaw reported sadly. Spiritpaw was her best friend in Rainyclan.
"Alright, now let's do this thing!" Shiningpaw squealed, and paw-smacked…. THE HIDDEN BUTTON IN THE OAK TREE THAT FOR SOME REASON THE MOUSEBRAINED LEADERS NEVER SEE.
A big silver disco ball came down out of the Oak's leaves, shining brighter than the stars, and "Raise Your Tail" began to play.
"PARTY!" Shiningpaw shrieked again, and jumped down from the tree, landing on top of Burntpaw PURELY BY COINCIDENCE.
"Yeah, won't you come on and come on and RAISE. YOUR. TAIL!" The apprentices sang very loudly and very, very badly. "ALL MY UNDERCATS! WE WILL NEVAH BE, NEVAH BE, ANYTHING BUT LOUD. AND MOUSY MOUSY, DIRTY FOXDUNG FREAKS. WON'T YOU COME ON AND COME ON AND RAISE. YOUR. TAIL! YEAH, WON'T YOU COME ON AND COME ON AND RAISE. YOUR. TAIL!"
"TEAM BLOODPAW FOR THE WIN!" Silentpaw howled as she danced wildly around Stripedpaw. Suddenly everyone stopped and stared at her.
"WHAT did you just say?" Twilightpaw said indignantly as Dramapaw stared at Silentpaw like she had grown a second head.
"Uh, Team Bloodpaw for the win! Duh!" Silentpaw meowed again.
"No, Team Wolfpaw!" Dramapaw shrieked.
"Team Bloodpaw!" Shiningpaw snapped back stepping forward.
"Wolfpaw!" yowled Twilightpaw.
"Bloodpaw is HOTTER!" Owlpaw screeched.
"Oh no," Burntpaw mewed to Stripedpaw as the pair of them watched the she-cats. "Here they go again."
"OMSC what is WRONG with you FREAKS?!" Dramapaw yowled angrily.
"Oh no you didn't sistah!" Silentpaw snarled.
"Who're you callin' freaks, Dramapaw? You bratty foxdung she-cat."
"RAINBOW SCHIST!" Owlpaw suddenly shrieked loudly. "OMSC RAINBOW SCHIST IS A THING!"
"Whaaat?" Twilightpaw asked her clanmate. "What's that?"
"I don't know, but it sounds AWESOME!" She proclaimed. "By the way, what does the fox say? I mean, we cannot understand foxes. So what do they say? I wanna know!"
All the apprentices stared at her for a minute. "I don't know. I mean really, what DO foxes say?" Shiningpaw finally asked.
"I don't know either. Google it!" Silentpaw suggested.
"No, use Firefox. Google is lame." Stripedpaw meowed.
"You take that back!" Silentpaw screeched and lunged at him. He shot up the Great Oak to crouch on a branch and look down, safely out of the way of Silentpaw's claws.
Dramapaw started laughing hysterically, rolling around in the grass. "You MOUSEBRAINS!" she finally gasped. "We're cats! We don't have Google or Firefox."
They all stared at her in horror. "Not- not even Bing?" Twilightpaw whispered, her eyes filling with tears.
"Not even Bing," Dramapaw replied solemnly. Twilightpaw started to wail, tears pouring out of her luminous violet eyes. Shiningpaw draped her tail around Twilightpaw's shoulders.
"There, there now," she soothed, leading the sobbing she-cat away from the others.
Silentpaw, Owlpaw, Dramapaw and Burntpaw stood there for a minute. "Well, what now?" Burntpaw finally asked. "Shiningpaw's comforting Twilightpaw and Stripedpaw's up in the tree."
"I'll come down if Silentpaw swears not to hurt me," Stripedpaw meowed, poking his head out from behind the leaves.
Silentpaw rolled her eyes. "Fine," she sighed, swishing her golden tail. "I don't feel like spilling blood at the moment anyway."
"Let's play Truth or Dare!" Owlpaw suggested.
"Okay!" They chorused eagerly, and sat down in a circle.
"I'll start. Burntpaw, truth or dare?"
"Dare," He said confidently, meeting her challenging gaze.
"Ok," Owlpaw meowed, smirking. "I dare you to go up to Shiningpaw and start serenading her with Justpaw "Beaver"."
Burntpaw gulped. It was widely known that he was padding after Shiningpaw. "Ok….." he mewed resignedly, and went off through the trees after Shiningpaw and Twilightpaw."
"C'mon, let's watch!" Dramapaw mrrowed with laughter, and led the other apprentices after him, discreetly keeping their distance.
Burntpaw finally spotted Shiningpaw sitting next to Twilightpaw and padded over to them. "We were playing Truth or Dare so….."
"Is he allowed to tell her that?!" Owlpaw hissed angrily to Silentpaw.
"AND I WAS LIKE BABY, BABY, BABY, OHHHHHH, AND I WAS LIKE BABY, BABY, BABY, NOOOOO, AND I WAS LIKE BABY, BABY, BABY, OHHHHHH, I THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE, MIIIIINNNNEEEE." Burntpaw sang. Everyone stared at him because he was actually really good! Except the song part was horrible.
Shiningpaw looked amused, and Twilightpaw was laughing maniacally into some ferns. "Wow, you're pretty good. But next time, I'd pick a different song." She meowed teasingly.
"Awww!" Silentpaw and Dramapaw mewed in unison.
"OMSC! Look at the moon!" Owlpaw suddenly yowled.
Shiningpaw looked up at the sky. "Mousedung! We better get back to our Clans, now! See you guys in three sunrises at our next meeting!" she called behind her as she, Burntpaw, Dramapaw and Silentpaw ran off in the direction of Sunnyclan territory. Twilightpaw, Stripedpaw and Owlpaw headed towards their camp in Rainyclan territory, and the stars twinkled knowingly above the now empty clearing.
