Blade of Fire(Icemark Chronicles)
Random Story
Thirrin and Oskan had just split up because Medea pulled a prank on them. They couldn't find the second chicken! Medea had gotten 3 chickens and numbered them 1,3 and 4. They couldn't find the one that didn't even exist so they split up. Thirrin went to be with Tharaman-Thar (who had recently broke up with his wife for the same reason) Tharaman-Thar is a giant snow leopard(that talks) and Thirrin and him had kids. They were pretty screwed up. They had red fur (from Thirrin's red hair)human hands,but walked on four paws like Tharaman-Thar.
So Oskan ended up hooking up with the Vampire Queen and they had kids. Yes kids. They were part bat/vampire and somehow part werewolf. They also had a little bit of llama in them from who knows where? Then the Vampire Queen remembered that she was married and she broke up with him.
So after about a year this happened…
Thirrin: Crap! Tharaman I forgot all about Medea, Charlemagne and may other kids whose names escape me. Poor Charlemagne, he's probably still out with the exiles.
Meanwhile…
Oskan: (wondering around moping…sees a chicken) Found you mother %$#^%er! (runs to it and tackles it. Chicken squawks and screams. Oskan looks at tag) 5? $%&*# there's more than 4!?!?!?
Meanwhile…
Medea: (watching her father with her vision) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! That is so Freaking funny!(watching Charlemagne) Haha sucker… still trapped on that island!
