"The Little Bang Theory" By Buck Stone
It was another typical morning in Sheldon's bedroom. Sheldon was staring at the ceiling and thinking about an advanced algorithm when something strange happened. His Little Fire Man got all stiff. There was something about the hard math that made him… well, you know...
"Oh no! My Little Fire Man appears to be having some sort of seizure! Help! Please! Somebody Help!"
Sheldon was terrified at the site of his engorged Little Fire Man and he ran out of his bedroom.
When he ran into the living room, he saw Penny sitting at his spot. She had her hand down her sweatpants and she looked like she was itching herself really hard.
"What in God's name are you doing on my spot?! You wench!"
Sheldon swung his hips and smacked Penny in the face with his Little Fire Man.
The torque of his Little Fire Man was so great that the force knocked Penny completely out. She would spend the rest of her life in a coma.
When Penny fell to the floor, unconscious, Sheldon tripped and fell on her body. I'll let you guess what happened next…
Nine months later, Penny was still in a coma. She was on life support. Leonard, the fool, thought that the child was his. So he quit his PhD program and worked 4 jobs to pay the medical bills to keep Penny alive. Penny was 9 months pregnant and the baby was about to come out of her.
Leonard watched as the baby came out. As it came out, he got excited. Very excited. He had to go into the bathroom and change his underwear.
But then when he saw the baby, he saw the same slender alien-like features that only Sheldon possesses. Leonard knew that this baby was not his!
Leonard reached down to the electrical socket and pulled out a plug. It was the charger to his phone. He then took out a shotgun and shot Penny in the face. He grabbed the baby and ran out of the hospital.
When Leonard got home he saw Sheldon sitting in his spot.
"To whom does that baby belong?" Sheldon asked
"To you!" Leonard whispered.
"Me?! But I don't know how to make babies! Lemme see!"
Sheldon inspected the baby.
"Same eyes, same toes, same nose… wait a minute! This baby can't possibly be mine! It doesn't have my Little Fire Man!"
"That's because it's a girl, you idiot!" replied Leonard.
"Gosh, do I feel silly!" said Sheldon
"Gee I wonder what kind of silly shenanigans two science nerds and a black female baby can get into…" Leonard said, to nobody in particular.
But it was a good point. These two science geeks and this sassy black baby were bound to get into some sticky situations.
Cast your vote for the next episode:
1. 1. Sheldon lectures the LA county prison inmates on why he is better at raising black children than they are. Then, after the lecture, the power goes out, and Sheldon must find a way to survive the night.
2. 2. Leonard attempts to use the baby as a way to speed up his trip at the DMV. His fathering skills attract the attention of one rotund clerk and after 30 hot and heavy minutes in a backroom, he's got a new girlfriend, and 14 new step-children! But how good of a father can he be… if he is HIV positive?
3. 3. Let's just say, things get confusing when the fellas head down to the local civil war reenactment.
