AN: I can't believe i'm posting this fic lol, yet here it is. *chuckles* I'll apologise in advance for it.


M made her way back to her office, grumbling about incompetent agents, and government officials calling her for a meeting that they could easily have told her in a memo.

She never noticed most of the personnel move out her way as they saw her walk past. They could tell by the look in her face she was in a foul mood.

Then there was Bond, she did not know how many times she ordered him not to destroy everything in his path, but he does it anyway. She had left him in her office and told him to stay there until she got back.

Upon reaching her door, she let out a sigh before entering. M saw Bond look in her direction. Giving him a disapproving look, she closed the door before turning her attention back to him.

"I don't know how many times I've told you, you can't just go destroying everything in your path Bond. I'm your boss; your supposed to follow orders not bloody ignore them! Don't even bother saying anything to try and deny it!"

She pinched the bridge of her nose; she did not want to have to deal with this on top of everything else. She moved over to her sofa she kept in her office and sat down, watching as Bond walked over and sat next to her.

"Sometimes I think you do it on purpose, just to see how far you can go before I finally snap."

Bond could hear the defeat and disappointment in her voice. He knew himself that he should not cause so many damages, the guilt from his actions started to creep up on him. He could not stand it when she was disappointed in him, it was worse than when she was shouting. He needed to get back in her good graces, and he knew how. He advanced towards her and made his move, unaware that Tanner was just outside.

Tanner stood outside her office door, hearing M's raised voice, and by the sounds of it, she was giving Bond her usual rant. Trying to get a word in anywhere when she was in that mood was minor and he often wondered, if Bond liked causing her grief on purpose. He shook his head and reached out his hand to knock on her door.

"Bond, for Christ sake, that's enough."

He let his hand drop to his side and leaned in closer to the door. He could faintly hear the breathlessness in her voice and was about to intervene when her voice stopped him.

"What am I going to do with you?"

The fondness in her tone was unmistakable; he knew that M could show her sentimental side towards Bond, which made him wonder what they where up too.

"You always like it when i stroke you, don't you Bond?"

His eyes widened and could feel heat rise on his cheeks as his face started to flush. He now knew what they where up to, he could not believe M was in a relationship with Bond of all people. Not to mention having sex in her office. He should not be listening to this, she was his boss, but he was rooted to the spot in shock but also intrigue.

"For goodness sake, put it in?"

He only hoped she remembered to delete the CCTV footage from her office, so no one would find out about her being in a relationship with one of her agents. He heard her let out a groan.

"Bond will you move already? This position is not exactly comfortable at my age."

He definitely should not be listening to this. He would not be able to look her in the face for god knows how long. He could feel his eyes widen when he heard her give a sigh then let out a moan.

"Good boy, I knew you could follow orders."

Tanner took a step back when he heard the sound of the sofa start to hit against the wall in a steady rhythm, trying to distance himself from her door.

"Christ Bond. I always forget how big you are."

The file could wait until later, he had heard more than enough. He was still in shock that he didn't hear the footsteps that were approaching.

"Well, well, well. I never took you for an eavesdropper Tanner."

Startled, he quickly turned round and felt his eyes widen when he saw who the voice belonged to.