Unstable Household

"Attention, would Captain Hitsugaya Toshiro, Assistant Captain Matsumoto Rangiku, Captain Zaraki Kenpachi, Assistant Captain Kusajishi Yachiru, Assistant Captain Abarai Renji, Assistant Captain Hinamori Momo, and Kuchiki Rukia please come to first company." The hell butterfly, after finishing the message, disappeared into the sky.

"I wonder why we're being called down?" Hitsugaya said as he began looking for his captain's jacket. Matsumoto had taken it and ran away.

"Hey captain why did the pretty bird just talk to me?" Matsumoto asked her white haired captain. She had a jar of sake in her right hand, and used the other one to hold onto the wall to keep her balanced.

"What bird…" Hitsugaya stopped short once he noticed his captains jacket shoved in-between her breast. "Is that my captains jacket?"

Matsumoto looked down at it and she looked back at her captain. "No, it's an illusion," she said as she waved her hands around. Once she finished she took off toward first company with Hitsugaya chasing after her.

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"I wonder if we did something bad?" Momo said. She stopped for a second to think then said, "No Shiro-chan wouldn't do anything bad or Matsumoto or Rukia or me, but I don't know about anyone else."

"Hi Momo-chan, bye Momo-chan." Matsumoto said as she ran past her.

"Give it back," Hitsugaya said as he ran past Momo without his captain jacket.

Momo sat there for a minute dumbfounded until she realized what happened. "Hey Shiro-chan, Rangiku-san wait up," she called after them waving her hand in the air.

"It's Captain Hitsugaya!" Toshiro yelled.

"How did he hear me?" Hinamori said to herself.

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"Thanks to you Renji we're going to be the last ones there!" Rukia yelled.

"Don't blame me. If your going to blame someone blame your brother for making me spring clean!" Renji yelled right back.

"But it's not spring, it's fall," Rukia said confused.

"Damn it! I put on an apron for nothing!" Renji shouted.

Rukia started to crack up from imagining Renji in an apron.

"What's so funny," Renji said glaring at her.

"Imagining you in an apron," she said between giggles.

"The rest of the way lets not talk so I am not tempted to punch you in the face, O.K." Renji said through gritted teeth.

"Grr, someone needs to take their medicine." Rukia said

"I ALREADY DID!" Renji yelled.

'Someone has PMS' Rukia thought to herself.

The rest of the way no one spoke.

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"Ken-chan turn left," a little giggly pink haired girl said.

"Are you sure Yachiru, because I think we should go straight? Plus you already lead me to five dead ends," Kenpachi said.

"Yes I'm sure. This time I smell Snowball's sent, now go," Yachiru said. Kenpachi stopped dead in his tracks and looked over his shoulder at the girl. "Wait, what?!" he asked only to be hit on the head, "Mush doggy!"

Kenpachi took off with Yachiru hanging on his shoulder.

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"Ichigo there is a guy on the phone for you," Yuzu said as she walked into his room.

"What's his name?" Ichigo ask.

"His name is Yamamoto." Yuzu said as she handed him the phone.

"Thanks Yuzu," Ichigo said grabbing the phone, "Hello."

"Hi Ichigo." Yamamoto said.

"What do you want me to do now?"

"Well I want you to go to that abandoned house by the park, and for five months you and other people will live there."

"Hell no I wont go."

"Rukia will be there."

'O.K I'll go to protect Rukia."

"Good. Start heading down now. Bye." Yamamoto hung up the phone.

"Great now I have to tell my dad." Ichigo said staring out the window above his bed.

"Tell me what?" Isshin said as his head suddenly appeared in Ichigo's window.

Ichigo jumped at it and then said, "Were you listening to my whole conversation you freak."

"No I'm just hear to do this," Isshin said as he open the window, and threw his body through it with his foot going straight for Ichigo's face. Ichigo grabbed his dad's foot and threw him across the room.

Isshin lifted his head as high as he could and said, "Good one son," as blood trickled down his face.

"Later dad I'll be gone for five months," Ichigo said as he walked past his dad and out the door.

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"Hey Ken-chan look its gramps," Yachiru said pointing and smacking Kenpachi, so he would look, at the same time.

"For once we are actually the first ones here," Kenpachi said looking at his surroundings.

Yachiru jumped off of Kenpachi and began to run around like a headless chicken screaming, "IT'S THE OF THE WORLD!!" repeatedly. The she began to strip and say, "EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!!"

Yamamoto gave Kenpachi a 'get control of your assistant captain' look.

"Yachiru it's not the end of the world so put your clothing back on," Kenpachi said as he grabbed his assistant captain. She squirmed away from him and took off in her underwear. Just then Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, and Momo showed up, and Yachiru climbed to the top of Hitsugaya's head. Hitsugaya tried to pull her off but her grip became tighter. Hinamori tried to hide her laughs but small giggles escaped. Matsumoto just pointed and laughed. Hitsugaya completely forgot about his captain's jacket being shoved into Matsumoto's chest, because he was too busy trying to get Yachiru off his head. She kept biting him.

"CAPTAIN ZARAKI GET YOUR ASSISTANT CAPTAIN UNDER CONTROL THIS INSTANT!!" boomed Yamamoto.

"Alright," Kenpachi said, "Hey Yachiru want some candy." In an instant Yachiru darted over and grabbed a chocolate bar from Kenpachi.

"Thanks Ken-chan," Yachiru said in between bites.

"I'll give you some more if you put on you clothes," Kenpachi bargained, and Yachiru threw on her clothes and took the other chocolate bar.

"I told you we would be the last ones!" Rukia yelled at Renji as they came from behind a bush.

"Again don't blame me blame your brother," Renji shot back.

"I am done talking to you," Rukia said as she ran up to the rest of the group.

"Hey Captain Hitsugaya where is your captains jacket," Renji asked as he got closer to the group.

"Um, oh yeah." He looked over at Matsumoto, "Give it back now if you wish to see tomorrow," Hitsugaya said through gritted teeth.

"But how can I give you an illusion," Matsumoto said while waving her hands around like before.

"If it is an illusion, then how is it shoved in between your chest?" Hitsugaya said pointing to her chest where his jacket was.

Matsumoto paused for a minute then said, "Very carefully," and began to run around the building with her short, but fast, captain right behind her. Then Yachiru joined in the chase for no reason. She began to get tired so she jumped on Hitsugaya's shoulders so he could carry her, but she wound up tackling him.

"What…was that…for?" Hitsugaya said gasping for air, because she was sitting on his lungs.

"Snowball you were supposed to carry me on your back, because I was getting tired," Yachiru said while smacking his head as a punishment.

"How about giving me a warning next time." Hitsugaya said. Then he thought of a plan to get his jacket back and said, "Hey Yachiru you said you were tired, right?"

"Duh snowball. What are you bad at hearing?" Yachiru said.

"I have a plan that will help us both. O.K I need you to sit on my shoulders and I will run after Matsumoto. When I'm close enough I need you to jump off my shoulders and onto hers. Then you can grab my jacket and give it back to me." Hitsugaya said making motions with his hands.

"What do I get in return?" Yachiru said bouncing up and down.

"I'll give you a piggy-back-ride." Toshiro said, regretting he said that.

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"Where did they go, because they just disappeared," Renji said with a confused look on his face.

"OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Matsumoto screamed as she ran around the corner. A second later Hitsugaya came flying around the corner with his bankai released and Yachiru sitting on his shoulder screaming like a mad man…err…woman.

"NOW!' Hitsugaya screamed to Yachiru. Yachiru jumped off his shoulder and onto Matsumoto's. Just then Hitsugaya shot ice at Matsumoto's legs and froze them. "Hahahahaha gottcha' bitch!" Toshiro yelled.

"Snowball I got your jacket from Big Booby," Yachiru said waving it in the air. She jumped down from Matsumoto's shoulder. Then she ran over to Hitsugaya and handed him his captain's jacket. Once he put it on she jumped onto his back and said, "Giddy up horsy." Toshiro walked over to Kenpachi and said, "But Yachiru it wouldn't be fair if you only wanted me to do it, because Ken-chan wants to give you a piggy-back-ride too, and it would break his heart if you don't let him give you one."

"Oh really? I don't want to break Ken-Chan's fragile heart. Snowball set me down so I can go onto Ken-Chan's back,' Yachiru said bouncing up and down.

"Here you go," Hitsugaya said as he knelt down and let go of Yachiru's legs so she could get down. He stood back up and looked at Kenpachi. He had an 'I hate you' look on his face and Hitsugaya had a smile on his face that said 'I know' and he walked over to the rest of the group. After Yachiru got into her usual spot on Kenpachi's back/shoulder Kenpachi walked over to the group.

"O.K. has everybody calmed down?" Yamamoto asked the group of shinagami.

"Yes," everybody said at the same time. Then they all looked at each other with creeped out expressions on their faces and Hinamori said, "That was creepy."

"Anyway, I want all of you guys to go to the real world. There is an abandoned house by the park and you guys plus Ichigo will be living there for five months. No questions please," Yamamoto said.

"But why?" Matsumoto asked pouting.

"What part of 'no questions' do you not get?" Hitsugaya asked his assistant captain.

"The 'no' part," Matsumoto said with a smirk.

"Why you…" Hitsugaya stopped himself to keep from hitting Matsumoto.

"You guys are going because you need to learn to get along, end of discussion," Yamamoto said as he created a gate between the Human World and the Soul Society. Once he was done he pointed at it and everyone knew to go through so they did one at a time.

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When they came out of the doorway they were instantly put into gigais. The first person to come through was Hitsugaya. He was wearing a black short-sleeved T-shirt with the collar popped. It had an icy blue dragon on the back of his, and he had tight dark blue jeans. The next person was Matsumoto. She had a pink tank top on with black print of guitars making an X. She had a white hoody that was tight around her body over top of the tank top. Its sleeves stopped right before her elbows; its torso stopped a few inches below her chest but above her belly button, and it had in black print guitars. Her pink tank top overlapped her light blue short shorts a little, and her hair was tied up in pigtails. The next person to come through was Hinamori. She was wearing a really light yellow sundress that was covered in peaches, her hair in low pigtails, and she had a straw hat with a yellow ribbon. Rukia came through after Hinamori. She too was wearing a sundress but hers was just plain pink, and she also had a straw hat only hers had a pink ribbon. Kenpachi came through with a black leather jacket on and no shirt on underneath. He had dark, baggy jeans with wholes at the knees, and at the bottom they were raggedy and torn. Next came Yachiru, she had on a dress with short sleeves that pooffed a little, the torso/bottom of the dress ended six inches above her knees, and the bottom half puffed out a little. It had ruffles at the end of the sleeves and on the bottom of the dress; they were red while the rest of the dress was black. She had a red choker that was outlined in black on her neck. Her hands had gloves on them that started at her knuckles and ended an inch past her elbows; they were striped with the colors black and red. She had black boots that want two inches higher then her ankles, with buckles going up the sides. Yachiru had knee-highs that matched her gloves; they had stripes that were the colors red and black. In her hair was a red ribbon that separated her bangs from the rest of her hair, and it was tied at the top of her head so you could see the bow. Renji came through last with just a plain black T-shirt, dark jeans, and a black bandana tied around his forehead.

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As they arrived at the park Yachiru said, "I'm tired let's rest here for a minute." Everyone looked at her like 'are you joking.'

"But Yachiru the only walking you did was through the doorway," Hinamori said in a whisper like tone so Yachiru wouldn't get mad at her.

"Yeah and that wiped me out," Yachiru said as she put her hand on her head, forgetting that she was still on Kenpachi's back, and fell backwards. She fell onto her head, and curled up into a little ball holding her head and was screaming, "Oooowwwyy! Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! Oooowwwyy!"

Everybody just ignored her even Kenpachi.

"Hinamori you should know that when Yachiru says that she is 'tired,' and she hasn't walked at all, and we're right in front of a park it means she wants to play…" Hitsugaya just kept going on and on so, she eventually tuned him out.

"OMG! Dose anyone even care about the fact that there is a crying child." Matsumoto asked.

"Nope," they all said at the same time again. Then Hinamori said, "O.K. we really need to stop doing that it's really, really creepy." They all nodded their heads.

"Well what do you do when ever she cries, Kenpachi?" Matsumoto asked as she began to pick up Yachiru.

"I usually just let her cry it out," Kenpachi said as he sat down on the bench behind him, and crossed his arms.

"That makes me wonder why she likes you so much," Matsumoto said as she rocked Yachiru side to side.

"It's a simple answer really. The reason she likes me so much is because I saved her life. Duh," Kenpachi said.

"But you so…err…um, oh I got it, mean," as Matsumoto said that Yachiru lifted her head and said, "Ken-chan is not mean. He just thinks that I shouldn't be such a baby, so whenever I hurt my he wants me to be able to shake it off like him." As Yachiru spoke she pointed her finger in Matsumoto's face as if she was teaching her something.

"O.K. you guys relax," Yachiru said as she pointed to everyone, "and I will go play on the swing set over there," She pointed at the swing set. With that she took off.

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I ran over to the swings. As I ran to them I felt the wind blow my hair and my dress. When I reached the swings I hoped on and began to swing back and forth. Each time I swung forward the air cause my dress to lift up but I didn't care. The breeze felt good on my face and in my hair. I began to laugh out of mostly happiness but also because the wind tickled her checks. I stopped laughing once I noticed a boy walking up to her. He had short black hair that looked goofy. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said 'rebel' in red print. His dark cargo shorts want past his knees, and over all he looked like jerk. Once he got to the swing that I was at he leaned up against the pole and crossed his arms to make him look cool. I jumped off the swing and landed perfectly on my feet, and I struck a pose to show off. Once I was done my pose I walked to the kid and said, "Hey Rebel what do you want? I have to get back to Ken-chan," I pointed behind me at the bench Ken-chan was sitting on.

"Oh, my name's Sai," the boy said sticking out his hand with a smile on his face. I just sat there staring him down until he put down his hand. "Right," he continued as he began to rub his head, "is that your family?"

"Uh, sure, yeah lets go with that," Yachiru said with a giant grin going across her face.

"Oh, in that case that women with the big boobs looks like an alcoholic mother, the guy with the spiky black hair looks like an abusive father, and that guy with the spiky red hair in a ponytail looks dumber then a monkey. The other two girls look much cuter then you, the younger boy looks brighter then you, and you seem like you're the annoying bitch out of all of your family," the boy said with a grin.

At that Yachiru broke a piece off of the swing set pole and began to beat his face in until he wasn't conscious anymore.

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Yachiru ran up to the group, with a giant grin on her face, like nothing happen.

"Um, Yachiru why did you just about kill that boy," Hinamori said hiding behind Hitsugaya in fear of Yachiru.

Yachiru sat there for a minute and then said, "He insulted us all."

"All of us or just you?" Kenpachi asked Yachiru.

"Well he only insulted, Big Boobies, Ken-chan, and Monkey-chan. But he complemented Bun Girl, Snowball, and Death Row," Yachiru said with her finger to her chin as if she was thinking. "Oh, and he called me an annoying bitch," Yachiru continued, "and that is what caused me to hit him."

"But you beat his face in," Hitsugaya said.

"Really? But I barely even tapped him," Yachiru said as she looked over at the twitching figure.

"And this is why she is my assistant captain," Kenpachi said as he turned around, so Yachiru could jump onto his back. They were about to leave when they noticed a women figure walking toured them.

"Excuse me but is that your daughter?" the women asked Kenpachi.

Before Kenpachi could answer Yachiru said, "Yes he's my father, what else would he be, my dog? I don't think so." By now she had already jumped off Kenpachi's shoulder, on the women's head, and pulling at the women's dark purple hair.

"Yachiru I will give you some candy if you get off the women's head," Kenpachi said. At that Yachiru darted over to him, grabbed the chocolate bar, hide underneath the bench Hitsugaya was sitting on and began to whispered, "My precious."

"Right, anyway your daughter gave my child a concussion," the women said angrily.

"Well it serves that little brat right," Kenpachi shot back at the women.

"You're a horrible parent!" the lady began to yell.

"At least I'm a better one then you!" Kenpachi yelled back at her.

"Know what I'll just call child services and have you daughter taken away from you," the women half yelled half talked in a normal voice.

"Try it!" Kenpachi yelled in her face.

"Fine! I will!" she yelled back in his face. She grabbed out her cell phone and flipped it open. Right then Matsumoto took her elbow and knock out the women with it.

"Now we don't want that now will we?" Matsumoto said as she began to walk away, and motioned everyone else to follow her.

Then Hinamori asked, "Rangiku-san will she be alright?"

"Yeah, yeah, I think," Matsumoto, said as she put her finger to her lips. Then she turned her head to look behind her at the twitching figure, "Maybe not. Oh well.' Matsumoto shrugged her shoulders and kept walking.

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They final got to the house to find out that it was a rundown, two-story house. When they walked in they saw the kitchen, dinning room, and the living room right away. Then to the right of the living room was a hallway. Down the hallway there were two bathrooms and a staircase. Upstairs is two bedrooms with two beds in each.

When they got to the bedrooms Matsumoto said, "O.K the girls get the bigger bedroom and the bigger bathroom."

"There is no way I'm sleeping on the floor," Hitsugaya stated as he crossed his arms.

"Of course you are, because littler people sleep on the ground," Kenpachi said right in Hitsugaya's face.

"Who are you calling little?" Hitsugaya said as the room temperature decreased by ten degrees.

"You dumb ass," Kenpachi said.

"Lets go into the other room before this gets icy," Matsumoto said as she began to fast walk to her room.

"Um, Matsumoto don't you mean messy," Hinamori said as her and the other girls followed Matsumoto to the room next door.

"No I mean icy. Really, really icy, but that's only when you piss off my captain like that. Trust me I know from experience," Matsumoto replied once they were all in the room.

As soon as everyone settled down, Hitsugaya came flying through the wall. Everybody screamed. Hitsugaya stood up and charged back into the frozen room. Before he could punch Kenpachi they heard the front door squeak open. Then they heard footsteps going up the stairs. Hitsugaya and Kenpachi forgot about their fight, and got ready to fight the stranger. Before they could attack Yachiru jumped out of nowhere and began to bight the figures head.

"Get off of me you pink haired freak," said the figure.

"I know that voice it's Ichigo's," Rukia said.

"Ichigo," Kenpachi said with a giant grin on his face.

"Oh shit," Ichigo said as he began to run down the stairs.