Cat: Naruto
Title: The Suna Warlord
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Temari, Gaara X Matsuri, Kankuro X Maki (No not a female Baki)
Summary: He should have died when hours after he was born... He should have died when he was beaten at the age of 4... he should have died the night he begame a genin... He should have died when those he called family ordered his death. A knife in the back is an effective way to kill, but if it doesn't theirs going to be hell to pay.
Killjoy: Yahoo. What's up guys
Temari: (smiling and waving) Hello.
Zaara: Normally we'd have more people, but Temari was the only one who was free today
Killjoy: True, True
Zaara: So Temari how about a date.
Temari: (holds up her hand, showing her diamond ring) I'm engaged.
We don't own Naruto in any way shape or form, also if anyone has fanart of Naruto in Military (army) style desert Camo please let us know.
Huamn speech
Human thought
jutsu/Demon/boss speech
Demon thought
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(Konoha prison cell- a month after the Sasuke Retrieval arc)
The cell door opened as a body was thrown into the cell landing none to gently. The two chunin who had thrown him in got in a few kicks before turning to leave the room.
"To bad your execution is set for tomorrow or I'd get in another beating," said The chunin on the left.
"Yeah... Unfortunately Hokage-sama's orders is to keep him alive until noon," said the Chunin on the right.
"Lets leave the Demon to rot here," said the Chunin on the left as he and his partner left.
The 'prisoner rolled over onto his back wincing in pain. The young man was 13 or 14 standing at 5'4" with tone muscle, blond hair that was spiked going in several directions, sapphire blue eyes, with his left eye currently swollen almost to close, three whisker-like marks on each side of his face, wearing brown konoha prison pants, and a white muscle shirt.
His name is Uzumaki Naruto, the hyperactive knuckle headed ninja, the ' Orange One man army', the Jail and Warden of Kyuubi no Kisune, and the soon to be dead legacy of the fourth Hokage.
"Man I can't believe those fuckers made me do that," said the young man in an almost broken voice.
Over the last few weeks after getting Uchiha Sasuke back to Konoha Naruto had been either in his cell or a regular in the T&I department. If only it was that simple. Each and every member of his class had decided to attack him slowly and painfully, but it wasn't so bad. At least until the likes of Yamanaka Inochi and Ino got involved. Making you relive the worst moment of your life sucked balls
Shikamaru had been able to capture an enemy. A kunoichi named Uzumaki Tayuya. His family. She was stuck in the Hospital Prison Ward due to the fact that her legs were currently unable to support her. Naruto knew konoha policy was to keep a prisoner happy and healthy until there were no longer useful ad then depending on their gender their fate was decided.
Males worked the Konoha mines for all kinds of rare stones and gold, while females were sent to a brothel. Of course if you are male or female if you had a bloodline then you were turned into breeding stock. Currently they had a female ninja from another country that had a minor bloodline. Last he hard she was three months pregnant.
Naruto was good at stealth after all.
Naruto heard the sounds of foot steps approaching the cell. He looked up and saw a man that could easily be lost in the crowd. The only unique thing about him was the single 6 inch blade sitting on his belt. It was guard-less.
He leaned up on Naruto's cell, before pulling out a cig and taking a puff of it. "You know once a long time ago I felt anger and pity when you came to mind or saw you. I lost my older brother and Mother in the Kyubi attack. But I still had my sister, my father, and my brother's son.
"Whenever the crowds would beat you I would think that the kid didn't need to suffer for the sins of the demon. Now it seems that your going to be executed for doing your damn job...," said the man putting out his cig and drawing his knife.
"This knife was a gift from my grandfather when I became a genin. It's a chakra-blade. If you channel enough chakra into it... well it's just good," said the man before dropping the knife.
"Wha," started Naruto looking at the man.
"To bad the village's security is so low with over 80 % of all people on missions. The east gate is closed with no one watching it... it's not even bared. The barrier is also down for maintenance since their are still chakra signatures in the barrier that need to be removed... like a certain former genin of the name Uzumaki Naruto," said the man as he began to leave. "I image that this section of the prison and the west wall will be clear for only 10 minutes after I leave... On top of that everything else will only be open for another 40 minutes. Sometimes you get so focused on the light that you always forget about the Darkness the world holds,"
Naruto didn't say anything else as the door to his cell closed.
The next morning the Fifth Hokage, the Legendary sucker, and Slug princess of the Sannin, Senju Tsunade would discover that Uzumaki Naruto had escaped captivity.
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Zaara: Damn. To bad. Your one of the best looking.
Temari: I know, but my boyfriend is the jelous type.
Killjoy: Dude you are so fucked
Zaara: Nah. I didn't know
Killjoy: (points behind Zaara) but he did.
Gaara: I will crush you with my sand!
Kankuro: Gaara don't! We need him alive
Killjoy: dude go for now while we calm him down.
Temari: Oh no. Zaara don't you Dare!
Zaara: I invoke Writers Style: Writing ultimte Defense!
