Disclaimer- I do not Tekken (duh)

My Dumb Story of Tekken Survivor

Ch 1. The Gathering Of Teams

Host- Hey everybody welcome to my version dumb version of Survivor! But this isnt like any other Survivor,

its Tekken Survivor! In this game the best Tekken people were taken from their homes and put on an island

that I dont remember the name of but anyway they will have to survive each other if they want to get out with

the big prize! Right now we are now going to tell each of our Tekken players what teams they are on and

who's incharge of the team decicions. So without further delay lets anounce the first camp! Camp one is

made up of Kazuya Mashima, Jun Kazama, Jin Kazama, Heihachi Mashima, and Lee Cholan!

Kazuya- Hell no! I am not teaming up with my pussy son, the diaper spokesmen, and my gay adopted brother!

All three of them- Hey!

Jin- I am not a pussy!

Lee- And I have told you many times that I'm not gay!

Heihachi- This isnt a diaper its a...

Kazuya- Thong!

Heihichi- That's it your going down!

Kazuya- Bring it old man! (Both start to fight)

Jin- I'll show you I'm no pussy! (joins the fight)

Lee- Well I guess I should join too. (jumps in the fight)

Jun- My family is so wonderful!

Host- Right....so I have decided that Jun will be the leader.

All but Jun- (stop fighting) WHAT?!

Host- Well she was the only one that was not fighting so I chose her.

Kazuya- Well at least it's none of you guys.

Host- Great so on to the next camp two! Camp two is made up of Panda, Roger, King, Combot, and Granu!

Granu- Why am I with all the animals?

Host- Because I said so.

King- So who's our leader?

Host- Well lets see.....it's Roger!

Granu- But he can't talk.

Host- So what i picked him so get over it tubby!

Granu- I'm hungrey! (Tries to take a bit out of Panda but is hit on the head by King)

King- You can't eat Panda!

Granu- But I'm hungrey!

King- Too bad!

Host- Well that was boreing. Lets go to camp three! Camp Three is Bryan Fury, Beak Doo San, Hwoarang Doo San, Steve Fox, and Paul Pheniox.

Hwoarang- Master your alive!

Beak- Yes I am.....I thought I was dead?

Host- You were but we brought you and Jun back to life.

Hwaorang- (runs over and hugs Beak) I missed You!

Beak- (hugs back) I missed you too!

Steve- If only me mum and I could get along like that.

Paul- I just noticed that you talk funny.

Steve- That's cause Im British you idiot.

Paul- Can I be the leader?

Host- No Bryan is.

Beak- Why him?

Host- Because I said so. Isnt that great?

Hwoarang- You can't put that psycho in charge!

Host- Why not?

Paul- Because he going to kill us!

Bryan- What makes you say that? (Hides meat cleaver behind him)

Host- Psycho my ass! Well Camp four is made up of Anna Williams, Nina Williams, Ling Xiaoyu, Julia Chang, and Wang Jenfrey! And the leader is Julia!

Nina- You did not just say that my bitchy sister is on my team!

Host- Yea I did so what?

Anna- I am not a bitch!

Nina- Your right. Your a whore (both start to have a bitch slap-down)

Ling- Wont this be fun? We can hang around and be the best of friends!

Julia- Great coughcrazycough

Ling- Are you ok? Do you have a cold?

(the bitch slap-down ends)

Anna- You win this time sister

Nina- Why is the old man on our team?

Ling- Because he's cool just like us! (turns to see Wang asleep)

Host- Well uh interesting. Camp five is made up of Lei Wulong, Marshal Law, Yoshimitsu, Michelle Chang, and P. Jack!

Lei- We are just the left over people arent we?

Host- Yes you are. And your leader will be...

King- ME!

Host- WTF! King go back to your own camp!

King-I hate you.

Host- So do I! Anyway leader will be Law.

Law- YesnowIamincomand!Youshallallbowbeforeyourgreatleader!

P.Jack- Uh no. And space out your words so people actually know what your saying.

Law- You people are no fun.

Host- Well thats.....

King- Hey people!

Host- For the last time King GO AWAY!

King- Fine I know where Im not wanted.

Host- Then go already! God anyways thats all the time we have today tune in next time for when the tekken

people have their camp names and show us their most treasured thing. Til then see ya.

King- And bring Pretzels!

Authors notes- Well that the first Chapter! Yea I know it sucks but i was runnin low on ideas at the time. So if you want more just click on the little button ok? I'll except coments and non-coments so go right ahead!