Warning: Me being bored and uninspired

Based On: Hansel and Gretel

Disclaimer: The pain of not owning them is like the pain when I stub my little toe


Despair Come In Different Forms


The Gingerbread House


" The wind whispers profane words that conveys curses;

Stench of murky evil linger in the dark woods.

Damp leaves deteriorate; squelching sound of mulch and organic compost are disturbed for he... nay, she... ah, pardon me,

For the both of them trudges the filthy landing to witness the majestic and glorious glow of the depiction of a looming mountain.

Cloying and sickly sweet of candies coated in sugar and syrup;

The tall towers of striped candy canes for foundations; candies, chocolates, marshmallows for a chimney; riches, splendour, luxuries and extravagance men dare not imagine for fear of the curse of cavities;

Golden-baked door creak open, beckoning for them to enter and so the two children did.

She is astounded by the smell of temptation whilst he, without restrain, snapped the edge of the table and tasted heaven.

Heaven in the land of man; heaven dragged down to Earth in the name of man for the sake of man.

Nay, to say so may be untruthful. 'Twas in the name of a witch, for the sake of tasty, -and may be gamey- lost little children.

So he ate and ate and ate. And he did not pause to gasp for breath nor did he took notice of his surrounding elsewhere.

She hesitated, observed him and with the aid of precaution and logic, rule against instinct to exercise self-control.

With caution in the air, she waited and waited and waited and was at last rewarded with the constant, steady and sure tapping noise of a candy cane attached to a certain witch.

She withdraws,

He chokes,

It frowns,

The two try to flee, yet he...

gasp, stumbling, retching, tearing, crying, gazing,

Petrified, terrified, immobilised,

She runs without looking back.

And so, he is despairing, despairing, despairing... "

...despair...

...thought Gintoki as Hijikata defiled his precious Uji Gintoki-don with the addition of a Doggy Ingredient, mayonnaise.