The Hotel
Elka was looking through some holiday magazines with Victoria...
Victoria: I want to go somewhere hot!
Elka: how about Greece?
Victoria: no!
Elka: well how about Australia?
Victoria: too hot!
Elka: how about Scotland?
Victoria: too cold!
Elka: I give up you choose!
Victoria: how about Egypt!
Elka: ohh I always wanted to see some mummies!
Victoria: and the pyramids!
Elka: yeah is Joy coming?
Victoria: yes we can't leave her Elka!
Elka: oh I would!
Victoria: I know!
Meanwhile Melanie and Joy where in the kitchen...
Melanie: what do you think they are doing in there?
Joy: who knows!
Victoria enters...
Victoria: well that's settled we are going to Egypt!
Joy: oh wow!
Melanie: yay!
Victoria: but you can't come Joy!
Joy: what! Why?
Victoria: oh Elka says you can't!
Joy: well tough iam coming!
Melanie: you go girl!
Victoria: yes!
Victoria: anyway when should we go?
Joy: are we going today?
Victoria: what! No not today I need to glam myself up and get some new bikinis and new towel!
Melanie: oh can we go on a boat!
Joy: oh yes we might meet some really cute men!
Victoria: only thing I care about is getting noticed!
Elka enters...
Melanie: oh iam so excited!
Elka: well we better get packed we are leaving tomorrow!
Victoria: what but I haven't brought any new clothes or anything!
Melanie: who cares I just wanna have some fun!
Victoria: but I have to look decent!
Melanie: you do!
Joy: Victoria you look fine can we go now?
Elka smacks Joy with a newspaper!
Joy: ouch!
Elka: not till tomorrow!
Joy: why did you smack me?
Elka: felt like it!
Melanie: stop fighting you two!
Joy: fine!
Melanie: Joy calm down Elka stop being nasty!
The next day...
Victoria: come on we'll miss the flight!
Joy: iam coming iam coming!
Victoria: what are you wearing?
Joy: there called clothes!
Victoria: I know but really a dress on a plane why not wear jeans or a skirt?
Joy: why what's wrong with it?
Victoria: its just a bit fancy that's all!
Joy: its fine shall we go?
Victoria: ok!
Melanie: wait for me!
Elka: and me!
Just then Elka comes in wearing shorts!
Joy: oh my god!
Melanie (bursts out laughing as does Victoria)
Elka: what its gonna be hot there!
Melanie: oh nothing you look good Elka!
Meanwhile on the plane...
Joy: will you keep still!
Elka: I can't help it I don't like flying!
Joy: look just listen to some soothing music we'll be there soon
Elka (throws up all over Joy)
Joy: ELKA!
Victoria: what happened?
Melanie (gasps) Joy are you ok?
Joy: Elka threw up on me!
Victoria: is she ok?
Elka: ohh I feel ill!
Melanie: come on get up Joy we need to find you another seat Victoria take Elka to the bathroom!
Air-hostess: Is everything ok here?
Joy: erm just about have you got a spear bathroom on here or is there just one?
Air-hostess: erm yes I think so you can clean yourself up in there
Joy: oh thanks Melanie go and find me and miss throw up another seat!
A little while ago...
Melanie: hey Joy Joy wake up Joy!
Joy: what!
Melanie: Victoria's snoring!
Victoria (snores loudly)
Joy: ahahahahahah!
Air-hostess: will you please tell you're friend to stop snoring!
Joy: Victoria wake up!
Melanie: wake up Victoria!
Air-hostess: thank you!
Victoria: what what what!
Joy: you where snoring!
Victoria: what me snore nah!
Melanie: you snore yeah!
Air-hostess: you where making an awful lot of noise!
Victoria (throws wine all over the Air-hostess)
Air-hostess: you bitch!
Melanie: right that's it! I've had enough Victoria look I know you're career is going no where but there is no reason to take it out on the Air-hostess! And Air-hostess shut up and stop being nasty to my friends!
Victoria: wow Melanie are you ok?
Joy: I've never seen you that angry before!
Melanie: I know she just got to me you know!
Victoria: we know!
A little later on they all land in Egypt!
Elka: whoo wow its soo hot here!
Melanie: yeah we better get a taxi!
Victoria: where about is our hotel?
Melanie: I think its in Cairo!
Joy: are we in Cairo?
Elka: no we are in the land of oz!
Joy (does evil look at Elka)
Melanie: excuse me some guy are we in Cairo?
Guy: some guy!
Melanie: well I don't you're name!
Guy: iam Steve!
Melanie: iam Melanie!
Elka: look Steve iam hot and tired are we in Cairo or not and where is our hotel?
Melanie: Elka!
Joy: oh for gods sake look Steve where are we?
Steve: YOU'RE IN CAIRO!
Joy: no need to get cross!
Melanie: guys!
Elka: about time no where is our hotel?
Steve: its over there!
Melanie: calm down Steve!
Joy: where is Victoria?
Melanie: I dunno around somewhere!
Joy: oh well iam sure she's ok
At the hotel...
Victoria: You're so cute!
Man: you too!
Victoria: we should tell the others!
Man: erm ok!
Joy (enters the hotel room)
Joy: who's this?
Victoria: oh Joy this is Dave my new lover!
Joy: oh hi Dave iam Joy!
Dave: well hello!
Victoria: where are the others?
Joy: oh Elka is in the swimming pool!
Victoria: and where is Melanie?
Joy: oh she with her new boyfriend Steve!
Victoria: oh Melanie has a boyfriend?
Joy: yeah
Dave: are you single?
Victoria: excuse me iam here!
Dave: I know I wasn't asking her out I was just wondering that's all!
Victoria: oh right
Joy: no I don't have a boyfriend yet I want one!
Victoria: well maybe we can get you one!
Joy: yay!
Meanwhile Elka and Melanie where walking around the town of Cairo
Melanie: oh Elka he's so cute I think iam in love!
Elka: you've only just met the guy!
Melanie: I know but I have that funny feeling in my tummy!
Elka: ok
Melanie: look lets go to the hotel iam tired
Elka: about time my legs are killing me!
At the hotel...
Steve: look girls I have this house you can borrow this hotel is ok but I heard its haunted!
Joy: well I've seen nothing weird
Victoria: is it really haunted?
Steve: yes!
Joy: well where is you're house?
Steve: its near the river nile
Joy: all the way out there!
Steve: yes!
Victoria: well come on Joy lets go!
Joy: hang on iam not leaving this hotel for some stupid kids story!
Dave: its not a story its real!
Joy: oh yeah prove it!
Dave: look over there (hides behind the door) Boo!
Joy: stop being so stupid (bites Steve on the arm)
Dave: OUCH!
Victoria: Joy that was naughty you don't bite people!
Joy: he tried to scare me!
Victoria: that's no excuse!
Joy (sulks)
Just then Elka and Melanie come in...
Melanie: what happened why is this mans arm bleeding?
Victoria: Oh Joy bit him!
Melanie: what the hell why?
Joy: he tried to scare me!
Elka: oh boohoo poor old Joy!
Joy: iam not old!
Elka: you look old from over here!
Joy: what about you then!
Elka: what about me iam old and proud!
Joy (signs)
Melanie: can we go home iam sick of this trip andway I have Steve's number!
Joy: oh yes please!
Elka: well I want to see how my new parrot is getting on I taught him couple of words
Joy: like what?
Elka: oh like Joy is a tart and stuff like that!
Joy: Elka!
Dave: I'll see you soon Victoria you're an a amazing women!
Victoria: oh you!
Elka: aren't you going to say goodbye to Steve?
Melanie: yeah I've already done that (winks)
The end
