Summary: Take hopes and dreams you had of Tekken 4, add Christmas poem, mix thoroughly and serve!
Rated: PG-13 for a few naughty words.. I've been so bad -.-
Disclaimer: No no no I don't own them! Namco owns them! But I want my very own Jin! *wah!*
'Twas The Night Before Iron Fist 4
By Dezzie-Chan ^.^
'Twas the night before Iron Fist 4, and all through the hotel hall.
Not a creature was stirring… well, except maybe Paul.
He slunk down the hallway in just his old underwear
In hopes no one would be out this late to stare.
The rest of the fighters were all snug in their beds,
As visions of victory danced in their heads.
But for Paul this behavior would not have been good…
No, Paul was hungry and he wanted some food.
When suddenly Paul tripped and there was such a clatter!
Hwoarang sprung from his bed to see what was the matter.
Immediately he ran to the door from where he was at
Only stopping to mutter "What the hell was that?"
Hwoarang knew whoever tripped could not have been sly,
So he yawned, and he blinked, rubbing his eyes.
But then what to his wondering eyes should make such a din
As the man exiting his room, Kazama Jin!
Jin blinked at Hwoarang and then looked down the hall,
And he gave a small sigh upon seeing Paul.
Two fallen vending machines had spilled food Paul hadn't bought
Yet there he was eating it without second thought.
"It's chocolate, it's cookies, it's pork rinds with chicken!!
I didn't hafta pay, so I'm damn glad it's glitchin'!"
But Paul realized the two young men were mad of his fall,
"SHIT!! Dash away, dash away, dash away all!!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
Paul up and he ran like it was run and live or stay there and die.
As they all gave chase, a door opened with a force that was monstrous…
But it sadly smacked Hwoarang to the ground, rendering him unconscious.
"Please be more careful?" asked a slightly annoyed Jin.
Yoshimitsu just regarded him back with a grin.
But he then saw Paul running as he turned around
Down the hallway Yoshimitsu came with a bound.
Still Paul was dressed in just underwear, from head to his foot
But now they were littered with crumbs from his earlier loot.
He ran into his room and tried to shut up the door
But Ling Xiaoyu stuck in her foot and kicked Paul to the floor.
"What are you doing making all that stupid noise!?
GAWD, go figure you're loud like all other boys!"
Then she saw what he held in his grubby old paw,
She was about to shriek she had wanted that candy when in wobbled Law.
He saw the food too, and asked in dismay
"Paul, I know you're broke so how did you pay?!"
Paul smacked Law with his suitcase, which was strangely quite smelly
And Forest's head rang back and forth like a bowl full of jelly.
"It's my candy, dummy, now ya better move it purdy quick!"
Paul's insults had never been all-too slick.
Just then Hwoarang slid in-"Heh, you shouldn't eat so much junk."
Paul growled "Mind your own business, why, you little punk!"
Just then in came Heihachi, in robe and wooden sandles.
All of this noise had been too much for him to handle.
He picked up Paul by his hair and then gave a small smirk
And he threw Paul out the window. (Man, what a jerk.)
Just then in ran Jin, not too proud of his granddad.
In fact he even plainly stated "Oh now I'm just mad!"
His eyes both flashed red and black patterns crawled cross his face
As he picked up his grandfather and threw him outta the place.
So the mystery was solved and the candy returned,
Plus some of the fighters had had energy to burn
For it was true that they all had conducted the Iron Fist 4 first fight
Yoshimitsu summed it up in "Dude, what a crazy night."
THE END
Rated: PG-13 for a few naughty words.. I've been so bad -.-
Disclaimer: No no no I don't own them! Namco owns them! But I want my very own Jin! *wah!*
'Twas The Night Before Iron Fist 4
By Dezzie-Chan ^.^
'Twas the night before Iron Fist 4, and all through the hotel hall.
Not a creature was stirring… well, except maybe Paul.
He slunk down the hallway in just his old underwear
In hopes no one would be out this late to stare.
The rest of the fighters were all snug in their beds,
As visions of victory danced in their heads.
But for Paul this behavior would not have been good…
No, Paul was hungry and he wanted some food.
When suddenly Paul tripped and there was such a clatter!
Hwoarang sprung from his bed to see what was the matter.
Immediately he ran to the door from where he was at
Only stopping to mutter "What the hell was that?"
Hwoarang knew whoever tripped could not have been sly,
So he yawned, and he blinked, rubbing his eyes.
But then what to his wondering eyes should make such a din
As the man exiting his room, Kazama Jin!
Jin blinked at Hwoarang and then looked down the hall,
And he gave a small sigh upon seeing Paul.
Two fallen vending machines had spilled food Paul hadn't bought
Yet there he was eating it without second thought.
"It's chocolate, it's cookies, it's pork rinds with chicken!!
I didn't hafta pay, so I'm damn glad it's glitchin'!"
But Paul realized the two young men were mad of his fall,
"SHIT!! Dash away, dash away, dash away all!!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
Paul up and he ran like it was run and live or stay there and die.
As they all gave chase, a door opened with a force that was monstrous…
But it sadly smacked Hwoarang to the ground, rendering him unconscious.
"Please be more careful?" asked a slightly annoyed Jin.
Yoshimitsu just regarded him back with a grin.
But he then saw Paul running as he turned around
Down the hallway Yoshimitsu came with a bound.
Still Paul was dressed in just underwear, from head to his foot
But now they were littered with crumbs from his earlier loot.
He ran into his room and tried to shut up the door
But Ling Xiaoyu stuck in her foot and kicked Paul to the floor.
"What are you doing making all that stupid noise!?
GAWD, go figure you're loud like all other boys!"
Then she saw what he held in his grubby old paw,
She was about to shriek she had wanted that candy when in wobbled Law.
He saw the food too, and asked in dismay
"Paul, I know you're broke so how did you pay?!"
Paul smacked Law with his suitcase, which was strangely quite smelly
And Forest's head rang back and forth like a bowl full of jelly.
"It's my candy, dummy, now ya better move it purdy quick!"
Paul's insults had never been all-too slick.
Just then Hwoarang slid in-"Heh, you shouldn't eat so much junk."
Paul growled "Mind your own business, why, you little punk!"
Just then in came Heihachi, in robe and wooden sandles.
All of this noise had been too much for him to handle.
He picked up Paul by his hair and then gave a small smirk
And he threw Paul out the window. (Man, what a jerk.)
Just then in ran Jin, not too proud of his granddad.
In fact he even plainly stated "Oh now I'm just mad!"
His eyes both flashed red and black patterns crawled cross his face
As he picked up his grandfather and threw him outta the place.
So the mystery was solved and the candy returned,
Plus some of the fighters had had energy to burn
For it was true that they all had conducted the Iron Fist 4 first fight
Yoshimitsu summed it up in "Dude, what a crazy night."
THE END
