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Sakura: Let's discuss some of the rumors going around today!!! Some people are saying that Sasuke-kun, MY Sasuke-kun, is in love with Naruto. Naruto isn't a girl, and he can't be with Sasuke-kun for four reasons:
He is not a girl.
Because he is not a girl, he can't revive the Uchiha clan.
Sasuke-kun belongs to ME!!!
And Naruto isn't cute at all.
Ino: I agree.
Sasuke: Don't I get to decide?
Sakura: It's obvious that you will choose me or Ino.
Sasuke: I'd prefer Ino.
Ino: YAY!!!
Sakura: Why? Ino-pig is ugly!!!
Ino: Come again Billboard Brow?
Sasuke: She has blonde hair and blue eyes.
Sakura: So?
Sasuke: So does Naruto.
Naruto: What's going on? *walks up to the Uchiha*
Sasuke: Sakura and Ino are trying to make me choose again.
Naruto: So who'd ya pick?
Sasuke: Ino.
Naruto: Oh. *sounds disappointed* Why?
Sasuke: Because she has blonde hair and blue eyes just like you.
Naruto: *blush* Sasukeā¦
Sasuke: Yeah?
Naruto: *kisses Sasuke*
Sasuke: *picks up Naruto bridal style* Bye girls.
Sakura + Ino: *shock*
Hinata: You g-guys are d-dense.
