Hi! Inuficcrzy here with a brand new story for the inu gang. I love
picking on these people, and I don't' think they laugh anywhere near
enough.
Me no own inu, but want very badly. Here, Inu, here boy!
Inuyasha growls very, very loudly.
Um, on second thought......
Not That Kind of Sutra
Chap: Waking up
Sango groaned. She was really beginning to hate getting up in the mornings. The girl rubbed sleep out of her eyes and wearily sat up. She finger-combed the hair out of her face and yawned hugely. That brought to her the delicious scent of breakfast cooking. Miroku was helping Kagome with the fire while Shippou was out gathering some last pieces of wood that they might need. Inuyasha was, as usual, out scouting the path ahead for any demons or traps laid for them. He'd been doing that a lot lately, and all of them were glad for it.
It made Kagome worry though. She knew Inuyasha could take care of himself, but she worried about him going alone. Sango could empathize. After all, it was never a smart idea to go into possibly dangerous situations alone.
But boy did it cut back on the group's fighting. Inuyasha had been catching a lot of things early; giving him a light warm-up and an appetite since most of what he'd been finding were just annoying lower demons. That didn't make it any better for Kagome though. One time he'd caught a bear demon while it was pissed off and had come back with some nasty gashes on his left arm. She'd fussed at him for days, complaining about his lack of common sense. All their bickering had lead Miroku to make the unwise comment about Inuyasha being married and just not knowing it.
Sango could have kicked him right then, and did so later on when they were out of earshot of the other two. That bright little snippet had made both the miko and the hanyou try and ignore each other for days, doing no one any good. Shippou had been ticked off at Miroku too, but for a different reason. When Inuyasha wasn't busy arguing with Kagome, he was picking on Shippou.
The girl winced as she tried to stretch out her arms. By the gods, she was sore. Or rather, she was still sore. She'd been like this for weeks now. (Fighting a massively powerful, massively evil hanyou with some massively creative evil off-spring can wear anyone out, she supposed.) She rolled her neck, hearing this awful grinding noise in the bones. It didn't hurt, but it sure sounded like it should. Maybe if she tried----Sango twisted her upper body around, trying to pop her back.
One half-second later, all she could think was, 'This was such a bad idea.'
Muscle protested all the way down her spine. Some of them began to tighten and cramp, starting a chain reaction. Sango's entire body jerked painfully and she cried out, trying to un-twist. Kagome ran to her side immediately, Miroku not far behind. "What's wrong!?"
"Spasm!" the girl managed to gasp out. "Back spasm-bad one!" It took some effort, but the monk grabbed her arms to slowly pull her back around while Kagome braced her legs. Once they had her straightened out, he urged her to lie back down. Kagome agreed. "You probably shouldn't get up for a while. Stay like this, I'll get you some pain killers. I think I've got some muscle relaxers too in my pack."
"Thanks, Kagome."
"Don't mention it."
Miroku stayed sitting next to Sango as Kagome rooted through her bag. He looked thoughtfully at her before glancing back to the taijiya. "Kagome- sama's method seems a little temporary, doesn't it?"
Sango looked at him with mild curiosity. "What do you mean, houshi-sama?" Gods, she hated talking to him while she was lying down. She had the consistent feeling that he was picturing her naked every time this happened.
"If the muscles have knotted to this painful a degree, you probably need more than simple pain relief."
She raised an eyebrow. "Oh?"
"You most likely require a massage to undo the damage you've done to yourself."
"A massage?"
"Oh, yes. A long, full body massage. Might I offer my----"
"Five words, hentai. Not. A. Chance. In. Hell." She managed to bring Hirakotsu down on his head with a very satisfying thwack.
**&&^^
Here is something very few people do, I've included a list of translations for eh words in Japanese. This way you can learn some of the language in other authors fics.
-sama: when attached to a person's name, it makes it a lord or lady. Like Kagome-sama means Lady Kagome.
Taijiya: demon hunter
Houshi: priest, or monk. In the way I've used it, with the -sama, she's calling him Lord Monk.
Hentai: pervert
Hope you guys like it! Please review.
Me no own inu, but want very badly. Here, Inu, here boy!
Inuyasha growls very, very loudly.
Um, on second thought......
Not That Kind of Sutra
Chap: Waking up
Sango groaned. She was really beginning to hate getting up in the mornings. The girl rubbed sleep out of her eyes and wearily sat up. She finger-combed the hair out of her face and yawned hugely. That brought to her the delicious scent of breakfast cooking. Miroku was helping Kagome with the fire while Shippou was out gathering some last pieces of wood that they might need. Inuyasha was, as usual, out scouting the path ahead for any demons or traps laid for them. He'd been doing that a lot lately, and all of them were glad for it.
It made Kagome worry though. She knew Inuyasha could take care of himself, but she worried about him going alone. Sango could empathize. After all, it was never a smart idea to go into possibly dangerous situations alone.
But boy did it cut back on the group's fighting. Inuyasha had been catching a lot of things early; giving him a light warm-up and an appetite since most of what he'd been finding were just annoying lower demons. That didn't make it any better for Kagome though. One time he'd caught a bear demon while it was pissed off and had come back with some nasty gashes on his left arm. She'd fussed at him for days, complaining about his lack of common sense. All their bickering had lead Miroku to make the unwise comment about Inuyasha being married and just not knowing it.
Sango could have kicked him right then, and did so later on when they were out of earshot of the other two. That bright little snippet had made both the miko and the hanyou try and ignore each other for days, doing no one any good. Shippou had been ticked off at Miroku too, but for a different reason. When Inuyasha wasn't busy arguing with Kagome, he was picking on Shippou.
The girl winced as she tried to stretch out her arms. By the gods, she was sore. Or rather, she was still sore. She'd been like this for weeks now. (Fighting a massively powerful, massively evil hanyou with some massively creative evil off-spring can wear anyone out, she supposed.) She rolled her neck, hearing this awful grinding noise in the bones. It didn't hurt, but it sure sounded like it should. Maybe if she tried----Sango twisted her upper body around, trying to pop her back.
One half-second later, all she could think was, 'This was such a bad idea.'
Muscle protested all the way down her spine. Some of them began to tighten and cramp, starting a chain reaction. Sango's entire body jerked painfully and she cried out, trying to un-twist. Kagome ran to her side immediately, Miroku not far behind. "What's wrong!?"
"Spasm!" the girl managed to gasp out. "Back spasm-bad one!" It took some effort, but the monk grabbed her arms to slowly pull her back around while Kagome braced her legs. Once they had her straightened out, he urged her to lie back down. Kagome agreed. "You probably shouldn't get up for a while. Stay like this, I'll get you some pain killers. I think I've got some muscle relaxers too in my pack."
"Thanks, Kagome."
"Don't mention it."
Miroku stayed sitting next to Sango as Kagome rooted through her bag. He looked thoughtfully at her before glancing back to the taijiya. "Kagome- sama's method seems a little temporary, doesn't it?"
Sango looked at him with mild curiosity. "What do you mean, houshi-sama?" Gods, she hated talking to him while she was lying down. She had the consistent feeling that he was picturing her naked every time this happened.
"If the muscles have knotted to this painful a degree, you probably need more than simple pain relief."
She raised an eyebrow. "Oh?"
"You most likely require a massage to undo the damage you've done to yourself."
"A massage?"
"Oh, yes. A long, full body massage. Might I offer my----"
"Five words, hentai. Not. A. Chance. In. Hell." She managed to bring Hirakotsu down on his head with a very satisfying thwack.
**&&^^
Here is something very few people do, I've included a list of translations for eh words in Japanese. This way you can learn some of the language in other authors fics.
-sama: when attached to a person's name, it makes it a lord or lady. Like Kagome-sama means Lady Kagome.
Taijiya: demon hunter
Houshi: priest, or monk. In the way I've used it, with the -sama, she's calling him Lord Monk.
Hentai: pervert
Hope you guys like it! Please review.
