A little something I'm doing on my down time when I'm not writing essays and doing math homework. This is kind of based off the movie Burlesque, hence the song which is from the movie. There will also be a few more chapters to it also, so this is kind of like the prologue. Enjoy, my sweets ;)
I do not own Burlesque, but I totally recommend watching it!
I do not own Naruto.
Sasuke's Burlesque
Dark room with low lighting.
Pounding, sensual music.
Male bartenders in only blazers and black pants serving orders.
Glasses clinking.
Drunken laughs shared.
Curtains closed.
A young girl in the dressing room applies make up to a flawless, preparing herself for the night.
This will be the night everything will change.
"Sasuke, I think you will definitely enjoy this outing!" Naruto Uzumaki exclaimed to his more than uninterested friend. His grin would have lit up the room at his own eagerness to see scantily dressed women dancing on the stages that were currently being shielded by the dark, red curtain. His companion, a dark, brooding gentleman that had reluctantly accompanied him rolled his deep black eyes to the ceiling. While his friend went on to explain why he was so excited to be there, Sasuke Uchiha took in his surroundings. The place they were in could be described more as classy strip club, only because there were no women gyrating on large metal poles. Women were here, including a good number of men who were there for only one thing: the sexy, skimpily dressed women who danced and paraded around the stage for entertainment. They may as well had been strippers in his opinion. He had once let his best friend pull him into an actual strip club, and that had not been a good experience for him. Naruto ended up being thrown out of the club for touching one of the girls, and apparently that was a big no-no in those sort of places. And while Sasuke had just wanted to play on his Xbox One he had gotten for Christmas and lounge naked in his bean bag chair all day. But NO. He let his best friend drag him to this place as an early birthday present, when his birthday was still THREE MONTHS AWAY.
"Naruto, this is obviously a ploy for YOU to have fun," Sasuke growled. "And I will NOT have a repeat of the stripper club incident."
"Dude, don't worry! I'll keep these babies hidden away." Naruto emphasized his words by wiggling his fingers provocatively in Sasuke's face.
"Idiot, you better put those away before I break them."
Naruto flung his fingers behind his back dramatically and gasped. "What kind of friend are you, threatening me like that?"
"I'm a pissed friend who would rather be home naked playing my Xbox. Instead, I get dragged to this place because you want to get a little handsy."
Naruto pursed his lips and began walking to the bar. As Sasuke followed and sat next to him, Naruto nudged him with his elbow. "There's actually a bigger reason why I wanted to bring you with me tonight."
Sasuke rose an eyebrow at the blonde. Naruto actually thought of something ahead of time?
"And what is that?" he inquired as he took the glass the bartender gave him. It was filled with straight vodka halfway. Although he hated the burn it gave when it ran down his throat, the buzz it gave him after the next four or five was marvelous.
"Do you remember Sakura Haruno from high school?" Naruto asked, watching for his reaction. When Sasuke continued to look into his glass, he continued. "She used to hang out with us at lunch and stuff? And she had the biggest crush on you since preschool?"
"Pink hair?" Sasuke motioned to his own head and drew circles above it.
"Yeah!" Naruto beamed. He had not expected him to remember after so long, but Naruto remembered the way Sasuke would look at their female friend whenever they were together. The way his gaze would soften at her when she laughed, and how he would always be there for her through breakups. Too bad she friend-zoned the hell out of both of them, even though she was fell madly for him. Maybe, somewhere deep in his friend's heart, he still had those same feelings for her.
"She was annoying as shit."
Naruto deadpanned. Or, maybe not.
"Well, you got to give the girl credit, Sasuke. She didn't squeal over you like all the other girls did. And, she went as far as to friend-zone you, dude. That must have been hard."
"So, why are you bring her up?"
"Well, I heard-"
"Ladies and gentlemen," a man called over the room. Sasuke and Naruto turned towards the stage and saw as a man with silver hair and a bandana over half his face hey sasuke why does he have a—shh, idiot spoke into the microphone. He was dressed like the bartenders, with a black sleeveless vest and black pants, making him look like a pristine, yet sexy, gentleman. Although he did not seem like he was no older than his late twenty's, the tell-tale wrinkles around his uncovered eye made Sasuke think he was in his early thirty's. The black tie he wore around his neck was loose and his posture was slack. "Thank you all for patiently waiting tonight. Our first act will be our every so lovely group of ladies. Please welcome our ladies. And do not worry," he turned his gaze to Sasuke and Naruto, and Sasuke raised an eyebrow, "you will be most utterly pleasured by our leading lady tonight."
The lights dimmed and three different lights turned on to light up three corners of the stage: the middle, right, and left. Sasuke sneered and slumped in his seat, not at all entertained.
"Naruto, this is absolutely ridiculous," he scoffed in disgust. He turned to his friend and looked at him in surprise. His friend had a look of wonder on his face and his eyes were almost glazed over. When Sasuke followed his line of vision, he almost let his jaw drop to the floor as a lean, fishnet clad leg moved from behind the curtain. It dangled provocatively and raised a little up the curtain until it was horizontal it. Sasuke had to gulp to swallow the saliva that had built up as Naruto stood and gave a very loud wolf call that joined with all the others. Then, the leg disappeared behind the curtain and cries of disappointment ensued. However, the curtain parted suddenly and a lithe figure of a dancer sat in a chair, her legs spread apart as she straddled the back of the chair. The light was upon her, but her hair was hidden under a police cap and her face was obscured because she kept her face down. Sasuke's eyes trailed over the parts of her body he could see. Her breasts all looked like they were about to spill out of her tight lingerie, the material accentuating her fit and lean figure. The waist was impossibly skinny, and her legs were long and muscular, but too sexy to be contained. Garters held together the top portion of her outfit to fishnets that encased her sexy, sexy legs. Heels that were almost five inches were stationed on the ground, but he knew those heels would make her legs appear attractive.
The girl slowly raised her hand and began snapping to a beat and she began her act.
It's a cold and crazy world that's raging outside
Well baby, me and all my girls are bringing on the fire
Show a little leg, (The girl raised a flexible leg and crossed it over her other leg)
Got to shimmy your chest (She accentuated her breast by giving them a shake)
It's a life, it's a style, it's a need, it's burlesque
At the end of the line, the girl raised her head and Sasuke could not help but drop his jaw that time. Pink bangs framed a heart-shaped face and a pair of green eyes popped out from the heavy smoked eye shadow. Her flawless skin shone in the light that was on her and she gave a sexy smirk to the crowd. The crowd began cheering as Sakura Haruno stood slowly from her crossed position and stood to her full height.
"Dear, Jesus," Naruto moaned. "I knew it was her!"
Sasuke glared at him and clenched his fists. "Why the hell did you not tell me she was here?"
"I tried to tell you, man! You never gave me a chance to explain!"
Music began to play and Sakura began snapping her fingers to it. From behind her, two more girls appeared, just as scantily dressed. Sakura's eyes roved over the audience briefly, suddenly stopping on their table. Her eyes widened for a split second at the sight of Sasuke and she grinned wildly.
E-X-P-R-E-S-S
Love, sex, ladies, no regrets (Sakura slowly traces her body with her hands, aware that all eyes are on them)
E-X-P-R-E-S-S
Love, sex, ladies, no regrets
Been holding back for quite some time
And finally the moment's right
I love to make the people stare (Sakura runs her hand through her hair, which is now free from the police hat)
They know I got that certain savoir-faire
Fasten up, can you imagine what would happen
If I let you close enough to touch?
Step into the fantasy, you'll never wanna leave
Baby, that's guaranteed, why?
It's a passion and emotion
It's a fashion, burlesque
It'll move you, going through you
So do what I do, burlesque
All ladies coming to flaunt it
Boys, throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it?
It's burlesque, burlesque, burlesque
Sasuke watched as Sakura twirled around the stage, dropping down and spreading her legs, and dancing to the music. He had had no idea where Sakura went after high school. He had all but assumed she went straight to college, considering how she was always so focused in her studies when she was not flailing all over him. How had she ended up here of all places?
Sakura began walking down the stair that led from the middle of the stage and began sauntering to their table. Naruto howled at her sexiness while Sasuke froze with shock. She came right up to Sasuke and slid quickly between his legs.
I tease 'em 'til they're on the edge (Sakura runs her hand down Sasuke's chest, where his heart is thumping loudly)
They screaming more for more and more they beg (She gestures with her fingertips at him provocatively)
I know it's me they come to see (She turns around and shimmies her bottom a little at him and twists her hips as though dancing on a pole)
My pleasure brings them to their knees (She latches onto his tie and pulls him forward a little)
Fasten up, can you imagine what would happen
If I let you close enough to touch? (Sakura wagged her finger at him when he subconsciously raises a hand to touch her swinging body)
Step into the fantasy, you'll never wanna leave
Baby, that's guaranteed, why?
It's a passion and emotion (Sakura saunters from their table and jumps onto another one)
It's a fashion, burlesque
It'll move you, going through you
So do what I do, burlesque
All ladies coming to flaunt it (The other girls rolling and popping their hips to the beat)
Boys, throw it up if you want it (Sakura does a hand gesture to signify getting a guy off and laughs)
Can you feel me, can you feel it?
It's burlesque, burlesque, burlesque
Burlesque, burlesque, burlesque, burlesque
It's a passion and emotion (Sakura walks back up stage and runs a hand down the back of her body, caressing her bottom)
It's a fashion, burlesque
It'll move you, going through you
So do what I do, burlesque
All ladies coming to flaunt it
Boys, throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it?
It's burlesque, burlesque, burlesque
Burlesque, burlesque, burlesque, burlesque
Sakura and the two girls struck provocative poses, jutting out their more prominent assests, and the music halted to a stop and the curtain dropped. Cheering erupted throughout the entire building as the lights came back on. Naruto howled along with them, clapping his hands loudly and then cupping his mouth with them to project his voice over all the others. Sasuke, however, could only stare into space in shock. His hand was still outstretched to the spot where Sakura's bottom had been swinging and sliding in front of him. Snapping out of his trance, he snatched his hand back and gave a nasty glare to the empty stage.
He was going to kick Naruto's ass for this.
So, I didn't think I was going to do another song-fic, mainly because I've matured a lot and find that these are not the stories that attract attention I want. But, like I said this is just something I wrote in my spare time. Be gentle with me, my sweets ;)
