Wow, another story that partially involves music, very original. I feel sorry for the people who are waiting for an update to Surviving The Dark. Though I'm just glad that I didn't—

Wake up in the mornin'

Feelin' like p-diddy.

Put on my glasses I'm out the door

I'm gonna hit this city!

Brush, take my coat off the rack.

Oops faux got my keys

So I'm comin' back!

Yeah I tried makeovers ya know, know

Tryin' on new clothes, clothes

Callin' 'em on their phones, phones.

But the boys they always screen me.

Never take me to the parties.

Startin' to get depressed see...

Tick tock, biologic clock

Blockin' every cock!

Tonight, I'll be single till I see the sunlight.

Tick tock, biologic clock

Blockin' every cock!

Too bad that the party won't start yo.

To to tomo?

To to tomo?

But I guess it's not so bad

Kinda like mah old teachahs

They was always hangin' round

Never had no man features.

Both were kinda popular

One more than teh other.

But she was kinda naggy

Just like my mother!

I guess I'm kinda like her suppose, s' pose.

We both tried to be mature, oh.

But our best friends act like hoes, hoes.

Nearly make us explode, 'plode.

Always bringin' up the past

Like an ass

Won't let our old love lives pass.

So we knock 'em into the grass, grass.

Tick tock, biologic clock

Blockin' every cock!

Tonight, I'll be single till I see the sunlight.

Tick tock, biologic clock

Blockin' every cock!

Too bad that the party won't start yo.

To to tomo?

To to tomo?

I can barely see

'Thout my ugly glasses.

See a couple o' sexy fatos.

Whoa

Desperate like a hoe, hoe

Gotta stay cool yo.

Despite the fact that—

Tick tock, biologic clock

Blockin' every cock!

Tonight, I'll be single till I see the sunlight.

Tick tock, biologic clock

Blockin' every cock!

Tonight, I might have to try somethin' different.

To to tomo?

To to tomo?

No, no

Well maybe...

I'm not so sure, sure

'Bout a girl, girl

But desperation, slurs the line.

I don't think it will be easy

Makes mah stomach a little queasy

But hey, screw you virginity!

I'm runnin' outta time!

Tick tock, biologic clock

Blockin' every cock!

Tonight, I'll be single till I see the sunlight.

Tick tock, biologic clock

Blockin' every cock!

Too bad that the party won't start yo.

To to tomo?

To to tomo?

Well, yes, maybe, no?

Not so sure no more.

I can't seem to get laid, wha?

Might just be my glasses

Maybe I'm too fat, nah.

But I suppose

I have to choose

Whether I'm into chicks

Or into dudes.

"Wow," said Tomo.

"What do you think?"

"I think that I just wasted like, five minutes, of my life."

"Shut up Tomo," said Yomi, "It's serious."

"It's a serious bit of proof that you need help," said Tomo, "Besides didn't you get drunk and banged already?"

"I don't know," said Yomi, "When was I ever drunk?"

"The point is that this is merely an insult to Tick Tock by Ke$ha."

"It is entirely respectful," said Yomi, "I would never risk getting sued."

"Then why did you send it to a record company?"

"Oh shut up."

"This is almost as bad as having to hear your emo poetry."

"I do not write 'emo' poetry," said Yomi.

"You wrote about how every rejection felt like it stabbed your soul and that you felt like it pushed you into a black abyss," said Tomo, "Tell me that isn't just a little bit emo."

"Um…." Dang, thought Yomi, I never thought about that before.

"Look," said Tomo, "Just don't start cutting yourself with razorblades and it'll be fine."

"I am not going to cut myself with razorblades," said Yomi.

"I hope not," said Tomo, "That would be just creepy."