It was a seemingly ordinary day at the Hinata residence. Natsumi and Fuyuki were relaxing in the living room, Keroro was building Gunpla in his room, Giroro was polishing weapons by his tent... and Tamama was walking through the front door with several boxes of expensive looking sweets. Momoka followed behind him and announced their arrival.

"Fuyuki-kun! Natsumi-san! We're here for a visit!"

"Ah, Momoka-chan! What a surprise~!" Natsumi said, getting up off the sofa.

"Hi, Nishizawa-san! We were just gonna watch some TV. Wanna join us?" Fuyuki asked.

"S-Sure, I'd love to," the blue-haired girl replied with a slight blush on her face. She walked over to where Fuyuki was sitting and plopped down next to him.


During this time, Tamama had made his way down to the basement. He was here to see Keroro, of course, and the boxes of sweets were no doubt a gift for him. Swinging the door open, the young Keronian prepared his sweetest voice.

"Gunsou-san! Look what I brought you today!" Tamama sang. He skipped over to the round table where the Sergeant sat. He lay a few of the boxes onto the table and sat on his knees.

"Oh, Tamama! What's this?" Keroro wondered as he opened a triangular box.

"They're top-class chocolate-stuffed puffs!" Tamama said. He picked up one of the puffs delicately and held it by Keroro's face. "Gunsou-san... say 'ah'..."

Keroro happily opened his mouth to receive the pastry. Tamama felt his face go hot as the Sergeant's lips brushed against his finger tips. He quickly retracted his hand.

"Thank you, Tamama! It tastes delicious!" Keroro beamed, picking up the Alpha Shounen he was reading earlier.

"A-Ah... it was nothi-"

"Oji-sama, would you like some starfruit, too?"

Tamama clenched his fists and began to grind his teeth. He hadn't noticed Mois' presence when he walked in. Why can't that woman just stay out of my way?!

"Sure, Mois-dono!" Keroro said with the wave of a hand. Tamama hissed.

The Angol climbed into the mini-fridge for a brief moment, then popped back out holding a plate of fresh sliced starfruit. Tamama eyed her suspiciously. She walked over to the table, and knelt down to Keroro's height. Mois poked a toothpick into the fruit and held it up.

"Here, Oji-sama. Let me feed you!"

"Ok~!"

Tamama shook jealously as he watched Mois feed Keroro the starfruit. It seemed as if he had already forgotten about the puffs. They looked so happy, and that only made Tamama even angrier. Why did that woman have to butt in? It was our moment, mine and Gunsou-san's! Gunsou-san loves me, not her! What right does she have? Unconsciously, Tamama banged his fists on the table.

"Oh..?"

"Tamama? Are you ok...?" Keroro asked with his mouth half full. Tamama didn't catch the look of concern in his face.

"Y-Yes... Gunsou-san, I'm fine," the tadpole stated as he got up. He gave one last glance at that woman and the Sergeant, sighed, and walked out the room.

"Thanks for the snacks!" Keroro called out. The two being resumed what they were doing. They didn't notice, however, when a camera lens twitched in the corner of the room.

Omoshiroi. Kuu kukukuku ku!


Damn. Why do I feel defeated today? I don't feel the usual burning rage.

Tamama was back at the Nishizawa mansion, lying on his overly-large bed in his overly-large room. He stared at the ceiling, replaying today's events in his mind.

"Here, Ojisama. Let me feed you!"

"Ok~!"

This wasn't the first time Mois had interrupted his time with Keroro. Many times before she had shattered his plans of winning the Sarge's heart. The more Tamama thought, the more uneasy he felt. He grit his teeth. A stream of tears trickled down his cheek. Tamama sighed and rolled onto his side. As he adjusted his arm under his head, his eye caught a picture he had framed on his desk. It was a group picture with everyone... but to Tamama he could only see Keroro in it... Keroro and him. The tadpole got up and held the photo in his hands. A single tear dropped onto the glass that separated reality from the frozen memory.

I will win your heart, Gunsou-san. I won't let that woman steal you away anymore, I promise!


To be continued...

Idea I got randomly in the middle of the night. Drop a review if you did or didn't like it! Chapter 2 coming soon! :3

I edited this chapter to be a bit better than it was when I originally uploaded it. Hope you guys liked it!