I don't own FMA like Duh or Naruto (who does)

Chapter 1

Introductions

Danielle (Lana) was trying to concentrate on the new scroll, she was copying from the Konohagakure village "The Village Hidden in the Leaves" for her older brother. When she heard something, "You're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be done like this." "NO! This is better!" Fire burned in her eyes as she stood up with negative energy spreading across the room. She walked over to the window and threw it open. Temporally blinded by the light, she shielded her eyes from the sun. She looked down at the courtyard to find it covered with mist with two nude women in the middle of it. Anger grew with-in her. She was ready to explode. "How could they be doing this again!"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Suddenly the mist vanished and in a puff of smoke the two women turned in to two young boys. One boy had spiky blond hair and blue eyes and was wearing an orange jumpsuit. The other boy also had spiky hair except his was light brown like his eyes. He was wearing a dark blue T-shirt with navy blue shorts. "NARUTO, JUSTIN WHY ARE YOU PRACTICING THE NINJA CENTER FOLD!" yelled Lana.Naruto and Justin looked up startled at Lana. They hadn't seen her this mad since they ruined one of her alchemy books. Lana stood their glaring at them considering the ways to torture them. She looked around the room to see what she had to work with. She spotted a heavy dictionary. An evil grin crossed her face. Justin knowing his sister all to well ran for cover. Unfortunately Naruto still hadn't been in the Fletcher household long enough to know what was going to happen next. What's wrong Jus…? TONK! Naruto fell on the floor unconscious. Justin looked at Naruto on the floor. He had a huge bump on his head and a dictionary lying not too far away. I always knew learning was bad for you thought Justin. "JUST YOU WAIT JUSTIN I'M GOING TO GET YOU!" roaredLana.

Meanwhile, the sun was setting on the horizon behind two teenagers as they walked slowly on the dirt rode. RUMMBLE! "Al I'm so hungry." said the teenager with long braided blond hair and golden eyes. Grabbing his stomach in anguish. "Look. The old lady said where almost there." Said the person known as Al who had long sandy colored hair tied back in a pony tail. "But you told me that five min…" THUMP! Edward face planted onto the floor. "Brother!" Cried Al running over to him. Ed stood up quickly, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" he yelled knocking over Al. Ed then noticed a dead corps lying on the floor. "I tripped over a DEAD CORPSE!" he yelled jumping back. "Brother" Al began while carefully getting up. "When have you ever seen a corpse that's not dead in the first place?" Then it moved "Brother did t-the corpse just move?" He said while backing up. Ed stared at Al "Have you been drinking milk, that's stuff evil you know?"

The thing slowly turned its head and looked at them through green eyes. "AHHHHHHHHHH! THE DAMNED things moving." Ed screamed as "the corpse" slowly stood up. Brushing off his camouflaged pants and stamping his Jump boot clad feet. "Why are you guys freaking out?" he said lazily. Ed and Al's jaws dropped. "IT'S ALIVE!" Yelled the brothers in unison as Ed pointed. "Yeah I guess…. Is there, a problem with that?" he asked while rubbing his black hair. He squinted "You aren't from around here are you?" "The dead things talking Al" Ed said but before he could continue… GRUMBLE! He fell to his knees "I need FOOOOOOOOOOD!" he cried in anguish (again). "Well if you're really hungry." He began slowly. Ed stood up and Al leaned forward tacking in every word. "I could". "YES" said the two brothers listening to every word. "Bring you". "Yah! Yah!" said the two weary travelers. "To my place" he added happily "Come on Al, lets goooooo!" Ed raced of down the rode with dust trailing behind him.

"Sorry you must excuse my brother for not introducing himself. My name is Alfonse Elric and your's." Al introduced. The man stopped and shrugged "Staff Sergeant Fletcher C. Adrian ABT 000115121375 United State Marine Corps." Al stopped walking "You're in the military?" "HELL YEAH!" Adrian mumbled. "Then prepare you're self!" Al lunched his body at Adrian readying his fist for a strike.

Authors note:

Author1 (A 1): HELLO, just to let you know the Naruto Stuff is based off the comic books. So the ninja center fold is the sexy jutsu (I think). And for future reference the art of the Doppelgangers is Shadow Clone Jutsu.

Author2 (A2): Heeelllooo is this thing on?

A1: DUH!

A2: Yah! Ok let me begin because this is taking place after the whole philosophers stone Shiscabob thingy so thing are a little bit different.

1 Al has his body YAH!

A1: That was lame.

A2: Humph. As I was saying…

2 Ed still has mechanical arm and leg. Because he gave it up for Al to get back has brother in human form BOHOO! For you that don't know Al was the Philosopher Stone DUMDUM! So Al gave up his body for ED.

A1: This is a REALY long Authors note.

A2: SHUTUP! Number three …………. Writers block.

A1: Fine I'll do it

A2…Err. Okay. But summarize quickly!

A1: Number 3

Winry has a boyfriend. Poor Al! SOB! SOB!

Number 4

Rose is dead. Poor Ed (not really, I never liked her)

A2: For a quick conclusion will tell about Naruto and the gang in the next Chapter.

A1: Review or no more chapters for you!