S: Ya, I've been really bored, so I'm writing a bunch of random one-shots. PM Me if you want a certain pairing. Be sure to ask for Sarah, not Angel, because Angel likes to pretend she's me... Anyway.. ENJOY =D !

A: I don't pretend... because I AM YOU!

S: Go away! This is my story! Go work on your Host club thingy!


I knocked on the door again waiting for Моя маленькая подсолнечника. "Canada? Are you OK?" I asked through the door. No reply. "Canada? I'll break down the door if you don't answer in one minute!".

One minuet and three seconds later the door was crushed by my foot. I looked around to find no trace of the Canadian. "Canada? Are you here?" I heard a low moan (No not like that... Ew...) come from his kitchen.

I walked in to find Canada on the floor, unconscious, his little bear shaking his shoulder trying to wake him up. "Whats your face, get up, nap times over." The animal said. I couldn't comprehend word at that moment so I just stood there and stared.

"C-C-C-Canada?" I finally managed to choke out. I dropped to my knees at his side. "W-Wake up. P-Please."

He stirred the slightest bit. and mumbled something in French."Non, l'hiver, bon sang, allez pourrir en enfer."

"You- You know I can't understand you." I said shaking his shoulder. "Bear... What did he say?"

"He said 'No, winter, dammit, go rot in hell.' What's that suppose to mean?" he asked. No. Winter. He hurtsМоя маленькая подсолнечника ?!. No, no one hurts Моя маленькая подсолнечника!

"R-Russia" a small voice that I'd recognize any where. Canada. "W-What happened? Eh?" He looked up at me with those big violet eyes.

"I-I'm not to sure Моя маленькая подсолнечника. I got here and you were just passed out on the floor and said something about, damn you Winter, rot in hell." I said and he looked up at me with surprised eyes. "I broke your door." The surprise in his eyes turned to shock.

"Y-You what?" he finally managed to choke out.


I know, amazing right? I'm kidding you don't need to tell me how awesome I am. But I would love it if you'd review! Just note I own nothing, sadly... Here are the translations.

Russian-

Моя маленькая подсолнечника- My Little Sunflower

French-

Non, l'hiver, bon sang, allez pourrir en enfer- No, winter, dammit, go rot in hell.

Thanks again

-Sarah