Hiya people! TwilightDork and random./randomnesselfsandfun1 here!

Yes, TwilightDork's computer STILL hates sweeteangel1's -as we'll refer to her from now on- name.

Anyway. We hate our language sub. She's going to be our sub for a long time.

SO....to save our minds from going insane, we write stuff.

*jumps with jazz hands* Stuff!

So here you go! The first chapter.....*drum roll please*.....is a poem!

Enjoy!


Bored

By sweeteangel1 and TwilightDork

Bored, I am,
In this class that's like spam.
Tired, tired, I may be,
And this rambling isn't helping me.

"Pay attention!" the teacher screams,
With an eye that ominously gleams.
It only serves to make us mad,
When class is over, I'll be glad.

I stare off into space,
Wishing I had a mace.
I'm falling asleep, and getting more tired,
I wonder if I can get her fired...?

A noun is a noun, and that's a fact,
But can't we just get over that?
We learned these things in second grade,
If life was this easy, I'd have it made.

Worse than the talk about the birds and the bees,
Can't this just be over PLEASE?
Bell, bell please ring soon,
I'll claw my ears out with a spoon.

If everyone is supposed to use common sense,
Then why won't the end just commence?
All this talking and ranting is hurting my head,
I wish I could just go home and back to bed.

If only I'd taken some meds this morning,
Then maybe this lecture wouldn't be quite so boring.
It might be considered drug abuse,
But maybe, just maybe, it'd have some use.

Outside the sun is starting to shine,
But here it still feels like I'm totally blind.
Occasionally the land is sprinkled with rain,
While being stuck in the classroom is causing me pain.

The teacher says it's like going to the best fair,
But really it's just causing me great despair.
Please let me out, I promise I'll be good!
I'll do everything I can and as I should!

Talking this way may be very rude,
But honestly it's hard always being a prude.
If only, if only, I had wings and could fly,
I'd fly away from these boring lectures and into the sky.

Bored, I am,
In this class that's like spam.
Tired, tired I may be,
And this ranting isn't helping me.

THE END


So....what'd you think?

Review! We love ya!

TwilightDork and sweeteangel1