Hey peoples of this planet! It's JK Rowling!...NOT! Sadly, I am not rich, famous, or talented in writing...too bad being a writer is an all-encompassing mental illness that you can never escape...anyway, here's the story...warning you, very AU.

Teenage popstar Lily Evans smiled at herself in the mirror. Then she fell back in her chair and exhaled deeply. Only a few more hours until she would perform onstage. Despite the fact that she had been doing this for years, she still got nervous every time.

"Lily!" her sister Petunia yelled into the dressing room, "Get out here now or I swear I'll slap your sorry face to kingdom come!"

Lily sighed. Ever since she had become a popstar, Petunia hated her with a fiery passion. Her father said it was because Petunia was under a lot of pressure to measure up to Lily. She disagreed. Petunia was jealous. How could she not be? Lily was famous, smart, talented, and beautiful. Petunia was an unknown, average, and normal-looking girl who had never gotten better than a B+ grade. But the sisters had been best friends until Lily was discovered at a school talent show by a recently unemployed agent. Lily walked slowly out of the room, and towards her screaming sister.

"WHY, WHY, WHY?" she shrieked, "WHY? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? WE ARE SISTERS! HOW COULD YOU!"

Lily looked at her sister apprehensively.

"Ummm…what did I do?"

"WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU SORRY, SKINNY LITTLE BRAT!"

Now Lily was genuinely scared.

"Tuney, calm down. As soon as you stop screaming, I'm sure I can fix this."

"Fix this? Are you crazy? You think I'm the one with the problem?" Petunia said disapprovingly.

"Well, I'm not the one who has been screaming for the past five minutes," Lily said, now on the defensive.

"Whatever. That doesn't matter. How did you not tell me that you knew Severus Snape? The Severus Snape? Only the hottest male pop star on the planet! And you know him! And you didn't tell me! How could you?" Petunia said, half screaming, half sobbing.

"I just met him once or twice at a few gatherings. You know, dinner parties, award ceremonies, that kinda thing. He's not like, my best friend or anything! In fact, he's my biggest competition!" Lily said, protesting.

"But you MET him! And you didn't tell me!" Petunia screeched.

"Right…uh…Petunia?" Lily said, an idea forming in her head, "If I introduce you to Severus Snape…will you leave me alone?"

"MEET HIM! REALLY?"

Lily sighed and collapsed on her leather couch in front of the TV. She flipped through the channels until she found the news.

"Ugh," she sighed, "just stupid legal news."

On the TV, a ridiculously thin blonde was droning on about "China publishes Fake Harry Potter Books: Harry and the Leopard-walk-up-to-Dragon; Harry and the Waterproof Pearl; Harry and the Chinese Empire; Harry…"

The list went on forever. Petunia looked at Lily like she was a lunatic.

"Why are you watching this?" she yelped, "Don't you know that there is a celebrity gossip show on? Give me the remote."

Lily was too tired to resist. Petunia grabbed the remote and flicked through the channels until she found her favorite show.

Lily was falling asleep when Petunia let out a deep, really loud sigh.

"What is it now, Tuney?"

"Look at the screen, and you'll see!"

Lily turned, and on the screen were four boys about her own age. One was tall and skinny, with messy black hair, and glasses. To his right was a boy with long, well, long for a boy, dark brown hair and grey eyes. The boy being currently interviewed had sandy blond hair and a tired face. The final boy was short and slightly overweight. The interviewer was saying something about their past when she said,

"So, what prompted four boys like you guys to form a band?"

Lily jerked up at the word 'band'. She stared at the screen like her life depended on it.

"Well," the brown haired boy said mischievously, "We're four handsome young lads who need a hobby."

The reporter looked slightly off-put. The black haired boy winked at the viewers. Petunia sighed again.

"Aren't they dreamy?" she said.

"Sure…I guess. But what about Severus Snape?"

She nearly fainted.

"Sev is sooooo dreamy!"

The reporter broke her reverie.

"And that's James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew, from the new hit band, The Marauders."

Lily glared at James's smiling face. Unfortunately, Petunia saw.

"Honestly, Lily. Do you have to hate anyone who might be your competition?"

"Well, what do you want me to do?" Lily said angrily, "Fall at their feet, like you do? Count me out! They're complete losers! Look, they think they're so cute! They probably live to ask girls out, have a kissing session, and then break their hearts! And you want me to be sucked into that?"

Petunia wasn't listening. She was entranced in a new interview, about Severus Snape.

So...what did you think? I know, it's not that good...oh well...but please review and I will continue this story! I'm dying for reviews! PLEASE! I want my inbox to be FULL of your wonderful little reviews! I honestly don't care if you say it's a complete failure!