Just a little bit of fun I had while rewatching some of David Tennant's episodes. Most of this conversation is straight from "School Reunion," Toby Whithouse's and Russel T. Davies's, not mine. I only slightly edited the original, and added a few lines. Enjoy!

In Loving Memory of Elisabeth Sladen 1946-2011


"Hello."

"Oh, I should think so!"

"And…you are?"

"Hm? Erm… Smith! John Smith."

"John Smith? I used to have a friend who sometimes went by that name."

"Well, it's a very common name."

"He was a very uncommon man… Well, nice to meet you!"

"Nice to meet you, yes, very nice! More than nice, brilliant!"

"So… have you worked here long?"

"No, it's only my second day.

"Oh, you're new then! So what do you think of the school- this new curriculum, so many children getting ill, doesn't that strike you as odd? And the rumors one hears about the food they serve to the children. Especially those chips!"

"You don't sound like someone just doing a profile piece."

"Well, no harm in a little investigation. Speaking of which, are those them there?"

"Sorry, what?"

"The chips. In that bag you're holding. May I see one?"

"Sorry, no! These aren't the chips, these are just…"

"Yes?"

"Jelly Babies. Would you like a Jelly Baby, Sarah Jane?"

"…It's you!"

"Doctor John Smith, at your service."