A/N: Well, Christmas is drawing near. I had this idea months ago, but here it is! I know, so not original, but I wrote it, so please enjoy it!

Disclaimer: Total Drama belongs to Fresh TV and Teletoon. I don't own it.

On the first day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

A host who's acting so sadistically

On the day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Twelve winner's endings

eleven stereotypes

ten merging campers

nine crazy hook-ups

eight Aftermath shows

seven crazy psychos

six manipulators

five new teammates

four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the second day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the third day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the fourth day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the fifth day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Five new teammates

four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the sixth day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Six manipulators

five new teammates

four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the seventh day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Seven crazy psychos

six manipulators

five new teammates

four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the eighth day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Eight Aftermath shows

seven crazy psychos

six manipulators

five new teammates

four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the ninth day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Nine crazy hook-ups

eight Aftermath shows

seven crazy psychos

six manipulators

five new teammates

four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the tenth day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Ten merging campers

nine crazy hook-ups

eight Aftermath shows

seven crazy psychos

six manipulators

five new teammates

four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Eleven stereotypes

ten merging campers

nine crazy hook-ups

eight Aftermath shows

seven crazy psychos

six manipulators

five new teammates

four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Total Drama showed me

Twelve winner's endings

eleven stereotypes

ten merging campers

nine crazy hook-ups

eight Aftermath shows

seven crazy psychos

six manipulators

five new teammates

four strategies

three bald girls

two pretty blondes

and a host who's acting so sadistically

So, what did you think? Please review and let me know!