A/N: Ok so here's the rewrite of Devine Pestering. It's not all that different, just a little added description. I also fixed some earlier errors. I work with out a beta so this story is un-betaed... Er, yeah. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Sasuke and Haku are not my characters. They belong to the lovely Masashi Kishimoto who is a genius in his own right. I just use them for my own twisted purposes! I made no profit from this work of fiction.
... ... ... ... ... ...
Devine Pestering
By Kelsey Rianne
... ... ... ... ... ...
"Sasuke, you can't deny the truth" Came a knowing feminine voice, as the brooding male walked through a dense forest, scowl firmly in place on his face.
"I told you you're a figment of my imagination!" Sasuke shouted, glaring over his shoulder angrily, eyes glinting red.
"Now, now. Why get testy over the true facts of the situation?" The voice teased as a figure began to shimmer and dance around the youngest Uchiha's head.
"Kakashi killed you god damn it! Why the hell are you hanging around me? Go haunt his ass." Sasuke shouted throwing a kunai through the apparition with no success.
"Well, he may have killed me, but he's at least come to terms with his homosexuality. You on the other hand-" The voice paused with a small giggle as the figure began to play with Sasuke's hair, a serene smile on his face as Sasuke's cheeks began to heat up with embarrassment. Uchiha's didn't blush.
"This isn't real, this isn't real-" The raven haired boy chanted over and over as he continued on his way, fighting the urge to cover his ears with his hands and start humming. At least he wasn't moving through a village at the moment, he was getting tired of all the stares people gave him.
"But it is, you are g-"
"I'm not listening!" Sasuke shouted in a very un-Sasuke-ish voice as he finally gave in and covered his ears, trying as hard as he could to ignore the pink kimono wearing spirit.
"You're gay, admit it." The black haired being taunted staying in front of the boy the entire trek. Poking him in his chest every few moments to make sure the teen was still paying attention.
"Augh! Why won't you leave?!" Sasuke stopped and glared at the spirit, finally coming to the stage of after denial, which in this case would be confrontation.
"Humph," The being said indifferently flipping a few long ebony locks over his shoulder before crossing his arms over his translucent chest.
"Since you aren't denying it any longer I can now enlighten you to the fact that you are in love with-"
"Aren't people supposed to stay dead after they've been killed?!" Sasuke questioned cutting the other off in mid-sentence.
Haku glared at the boy before a large grin came to his face. "Not when you're the incredible Haku!"
